Hey, kids! Wanna see what’s inside your teacher?

Damn squatters

I vow to use the rest of this lemon and not let it finish decomposing in the fridge

Here are an dog of also

What’s your favorite song on my set list? Put it in the comments and I’ll give you a shoutout before I play it tonight.

I try to play it safe. There is a posting speed limit btw, everyone…

Do NOT talk to me until I’ve had my Rizzler Berry Arizzona

My RSD 2026 haul

We beat OmegaMart

Can’t believe they made this garlic bread out of real garlic bread. I feel so fancy.

@zombimanos.bsky.social

I would love an Uncle Alligator cup right now

My man’s still dropping hit after hit. Satie heads know

Followed the money…

Beta ass Smithsonian Magazine

The #All-AmericanHalftimeShow is off to a strong start #TPUSA

I don’t remember exactly but you use this to announce it

I dedicate this post to the memory of Uncle Facebook

The character’s cousin enjoyed fame in leading a musical act at several location of a nationwide children’s arcade/pizzeria chain

Tastes like a Yankee Candle from Bed Bath and Beyond but in a good way

Come over to my house for a The Lost Boys themed massage