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chris 🍀

@hotdoghorses

they/she, prev. veggiecakeface hot dog destroyer & mine sweeper chriskim.art

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chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· 14d

my favorite snippet

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· 22d

(cw: stylized gore) art fight piece for @myxineye.bsky.social 🤯

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· 28d

exclusive poop hole reboot previews

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chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· 28d

🎣

a cartoony drawing of space different from our universe drawn with ink, watercolor, and crayon. an annoyed looking moon stands on a bigger moon while holding a fishing rod. a talking star wearing a jetpack and "2024" novelty sunglasses hovers in front of the moon.
text below the drawing reads:
"there's no fish in space, dumbass."
that made me really upset for some reason. i obviously know that, but can't i play pretend? it's more like meditation for me, but this doo-doo-head doesn't know that... or care to!

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· 28d

flying things (drawn at santa cruz museum of natural history)

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jul 6

veggiecakeface ➡️ hotdoghorses goodbye t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face from the cake decal computer at the walmart bakery

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jul 3

😊👋

colored doodle of ed from minions and monsters. he's walking while holding a camera and looking to the side.

james and ed from minions and monsters walking. james points at something off screen while smiling at ed.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jul 3

hi. HI. #minions

henry and james from minions and monsters sitting next to each other. james explains something on his drawing pad to henry, who is smiling.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jul 2

og ref img!

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jul 2

ed and henry lean on each other while sitting. james is propped up on their heads in a triangle formation, looking happy.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jul 1

Pride month the sequel

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jul 1

much fun to be had‼️

henry and james excited, ready to make a movie. ed stands in the background smiling at something offscreen.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 26

edgy-off

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 21

pibby pibby!

pibby smiling on a plain white background

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 16

very vaguely inspired by a comic idea i had a bit after finishing "bello world." i wanted to follow the therapist minion from minions 1 and explore his relationship w his crossdressing minion boyfriend. it's an idea that sits in my head, but lacks the spark to start the engine..

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 16

Friendly

ketchup and hot dog from the comic "jiffy." they're both smiling as they link arms while walking.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 16

i was trying to figure out how to draw dogs

3 dogs. right one says "heey."

3 dogs

4 dogs

2 dogs

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 16

#minions coming out july 1st #seated

so many months... now years... seeing the same colors and shapes, hearing the same noises, breathing the same air.
shouldn't it be comforting?
it's stifling, sure, but why do i feel more anxious than before when i'm doing fine?
my therapist has heard it so many times.
am i just entitled?

i don't have the stamina, the courage to leave this cave alone.
i can stay, or i can leave.
i can stay, or i can leave.
i can stay, or i can leave.
i can leave, or i can stay.
i can leave, or i can stay.
i can leave, or i can stay, or or or or maybe maybe maybe maybe ma

short minion: woah. who knew?
s. minion: good luck, man.
tall minion: dude.
t. minion: i'm gonna shit myself.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 16

generational love

question hound by kc holding a baby version of "chill guy dog." thought bubbles attached to their respective characters read "this is fine." and "cuz i'm just a chill baby."

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 16

☺️☀️

drawing of a hot dog-dog hybrid in ms paint '95. text below it reads "i am a hot dog in the room"

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 9

👋

screenshot of windows 95 ms paint. the canvas has a drawing of a burger with a blissful face. the background is white. text above reads "hello burgers."

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 8

🏳️‍🌈❓

left side: smiling anthropomorphic potato
right side: a blushing potato and blushing dog leaning into each other.
the text above reads: can a potato and a dog really make it work?

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 5

cheese comic for cheese day

four slices of cheese in a 2x2 arrangement: yellow cheddar, white cheddar, swiss, and provolone.
the caption reads: happy national cheese day
the artist signature with '26 is at the bottom.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 4

us

a screenshot of a work in progress game made in mosi. it's in a simple pixel recreation of the cafeteria in the among us skeld map.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 3

enamoured by her ❤️

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 1

happy pride 2026! ❤️

a grey tile with a smiley face, glasses, legs, and a triangle nonbinary flag stands on a grey minesweeper board. she is putting the sunset aroace flag onto the board with 2s and 1s on the surrounding tiles.

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· Jun 1

pwhl sj poppies perhaps?!

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· May 23

alt! loosely based off of the flower field variant of ms ^^

chris 🍀@hotdoghorses· May 23

all timer 🌷 this one's my lock screen!