*just needed to sleep*

I believe @meganbitchell.bsky.social made this.

Angelbrain: "You can't just type the word 'throbbing' and describe swinging balls for ten thousand words, you have to write set-up."

Me: "It's time to proofread." Devilbrain: "KEEP WRITING."

You write a paragraph, you edge to porn. You write another paragraph, you edge to porn.

*solos Pinkertons*

Endearing weirdo.

*activates of its own volition to protect everyone* *weapon of war consigned to the sands of time* They were fuckin' cookin'.

Me, lv2 Rogue: *Lae'zel saying I could rip a dragon's horns off to stab another* "Pretty sure that motherfucker would just pick me up and eat me." Me, lv12 Strength Assassin tiefling:

I miss running around and doing math.

Me, when I see Chuck Tingle:

He probably doesn't mean this literally. But my ass:

Hhnnnnnnggurban MMO maps.

*the Christmas dinner vibes are ass and there's no liquor*

If you look like this, DM me.

Correction. You get nothing for lv4 Berserker, you get more Ki points for another level in Monk.

I literally just boost the stats I need for whatever looks cool.

team cherry, I just wanna talk, I just wanna talk. I just wanna talk.

Said the same thing about Baldur's Gate III, I'm only in act one and I already want another Hollow Knight game.

Thumb horty ;_;

*realizing too late that Minthara completes my all-melee team composition and already deciding the next romance from Lae'zel is Shadowheart which doesn't change the first playthrough composition*

Deciding Minthara doesn't want me helping with her conquest in the underdark not because she's pissed about my Netherbrain decision, but because if a similar choice arises she wouldn't want me choosing to not be evil. I just wanted that tadpole out, momma.

I wish I could be as psychotic about my Tav as the Baldur's Gate III schizos. Alas, that brain power is reserved for being an amateur sleuth.

Itching for a campaign where every companion and Tav are multi-classed. But not meta shit, it has to be cool.