⚠️ GOBLIN SAFETY WARNING ⚠️ Before hauling today, remember: • Coworkers aren't ramps (unless the King slides back). • Farts are for team-boosts, not self-defense. • If a flower ticks... hold onto the King! The Playtest is LIVE. Go break our physics engine (link below)

Dragging an obese, slippery tyrant across a fantasy landscape takes true goblin coordination. The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! 👑💥 Grab 3 friends, master the momentum, use the explosive flora, and let's see how far you can haul that royal blob (link below) 👀 #indiegame #coopgames #playtest

ALERT: The King is dead, quiiiite heavy, and VERY slippery. We need a group of highly coordinated (or highly desperate) goblins to haul his body to safety. 🚨 The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! 🚨 Request access on Steam and start dragging 👑💀 (link below)

You: "How hard can it be to drag a body?" The body: An obese, slippery tyrant with ragdoll physics. Find out yourself. The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! #IndieGame #SteamPlaytest #CoopGaming #AllHaulTheKing #GameDev Link below 👇

👑 The playtest is officially LIVE 👑 Attention, loyal goblins! The servers are up, the physics are ready to be tested, and the King’s heavy, slippery corpse is waiting for you. It is time to assemble your crew, coordinate your farts for that extra boost, and start hauling! 👇

The body is getting cold and we need fresh meat to drag it. Sign up for the playtest now or the crows will eat our King! 👑🐦‍⬛ (Link below)

We have a job opening 👀 Duties include: - Haul a dead King - Yeet him when friends get annoying - Blow him up with local flora The All Haul the King playtest is recruiting. Want first-access gameplay? 💀👑 👇 Sign up right now in the link below!

The King is dead! (Again...) And it’s our job to drag his heavy, slippery ass to the Throne of Resurrection 👑 The playtest is opening very soon. READY FOR FIRST-ROW ACCESS TO THE CHAOS? Sign up for the Steam Playtest and be the absolute first to play! (link below👇)

WIP version of the king inside ice cube

For some reason we’ve made it so you can try and fuck each other in front of a corpse. Enjoy, I guess?

first version of the freezable water

Celebrating midsommar. Let the festivities begin.

We still here, showing these little fuckers who's boss.

pov: blue baby (cant walk yet)

what the fuck is that??

Aahscension Day

Ladder? I hardly know her.

This foul creature has been given the gift of sight

I finally taught my chud son to smile

Our nonverbal intern made this over the weekend (Inspired by leanbreastmilk on Instagram)

Tickle me. And rub my belly.

That's one JUICY splosion

Main menu in progress (just imagine everything different). Plus MUSIC (which also will change).

we got new sounds, volume way tf up! 🔊 🔊 🔊

wip arrow particles

Two minutes of perfect gameplay.

had a weird slowmo bug happening to the ragdolls earlier today. Couldnt resist

It’s Sadurday.

New goblin in training.

Now what?