Lorenzo Cortes
@hoyatexas
Hi, I’m from nearby Laredo, TX. 5’13” in SoCal. You might know me from being down with Georgetown and liking cold brew and breakfast tacos.
I don’t believe the USMNT won’t ever win a World Cup, but if we don’t ever win a World Cup this mentality here explains it all:
Trust me I went to grad school there @sarahkelly.bsky.social @reflectivity.bsky.social @thequeso.bsky.social @graybandit.bsky.social @david-keith.bsky.social @benjaminrose.bsky.social @dctrojan.bsky.social
We had a delicious dinner at Al Baraka in Anaheim! Cc @fidel.bsky.social
My daughter made this years ago and I don’t just believe it’s an apparition of the Virgen, it IS an apparition of the Virgen
Whats a non-military aspect of America that you love? College football
Lot of ncaa CBs are like nah good coverage @amandamull.bsky.social @sarahkelly.bsky.social @ahamm.bsky.social
I realized that when Balogun was red carded that I shouldn’t have overreacted to you just challenging my assumptions. It know i can’t appeal to you but I know you’ll make it with one less man. No need to reply I know you’ll make it short handed.
More like ARMonso Soriano amirite @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social @jayarnold.bsky.social
Did I eat meals of kings in Texas? HEB AND Whataburger meals on the same table? We were a country @sarahkelly.bsky.social @jayarnold.bsky.social
Remember when he faked being from Miami when he was from North Texas? @sarahkelly.bsky.social @reflectivity.bsky.social @david-keith.bsky.social @benjaminrose.bsky.social @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
Why the pope looking at me like that @sarahkelly.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social