roadside attraction (audio on)

john the evangelist:

base ball

making art in 2026

can anyone explain why this typeface is suddenly everywhere

the dog in question

recession indicator

i love enix tea

something that's been on my heart lately

"satire is my passion"

here we are in car paradise. where a car can be a car

lol it has never been clearer to me that chatgpt is primarily trained on fanfic

my favorite thing about the space race is that the russians were landing stuff on venus around the same time as the moon missions, and one of these landers produced the most foreboding photograph in existence shortly before it ceased operating due to the immense heat and pressure

maybe it's weird that i remember this but

idk who's looking for this but whoever you are: they have what you're looking for

rosebud??

technically every building contains "used building materials", but ok

pittsburgh-area folks - i'm playing a concert this weekend! i would be much obliged if you'd come out and hear some acoustic songs about American decline

some half-frame photos of my dog from my first long snowy winter back up north. i didn't mean to get them scanned as diptychs but i like them

if you are in the pittsburgh area please come to my concert in april. it's a couple months out but it doesn't hurt to be prepared

here's what to know about the DHS shutdown:

un bouquet queen victoria italian parsley grown in california & arizona (product of mexico)

watching another country's scheming vizier resign

did ted cruz write this

poor kafka, forced to churn out new books from his extradimensional prison

saw some interesting peanuts today. very special, only for squirrel

if our earliest vertebrate ancestors wore glasses, would they wear them like this or like this?

barbara pym, prophesying on "girl dinner"