When I was younger, we didn't have a 24/7 news cycle and we certainly didn't have "BREAKING NEWS" every few minutes. We had rare moments when mothers everywhere collectively complained when the news broke into one of their "stories" for a few minutes.

So is Mitch E.T. now? Why does his finger tip light up the newspaper like this???

Last one

The 250th anniversary celebration of the United States of America felt like when your workplace gives everyone a pizza party. After its over, it's right back to the same old bullshit.

Does anyone else feel like these "tests" are more frequent than usual? I remember them from when I was a kid but not so much as an adult.

So this is Andy Dick, right?

I know Trump said he was going to "drain the swamp" but damn, looks like he even drained the swamp-ass!

These guys share a penis and it's still inadequately sized.

Wait do they want to reenact the Civil War? 🤔

How do you go all the way up to the top of the empire State building without a "FUCK TRUMP!!!" flag??? This message was nice, but damn!

I remember when Bush Jr ignored warnings of intelligence declaring a determination to strike on US soil...and then 9/11 happened.

The fascist regime is feeling fortunate right now that Mitch is their test case for when Trump dies. They will have an idea from this, just how long people will accept his absence without needing to provide proof of life. When Trump goes, we may not know for months or even longer.

If we bring weapons to fight your racism, it sure ain't gonna be accusations Elon!

Now we just have to erase the man himself!!! "Behind the Tarp"

All they'd need is one crooked "doctor" and a cooperative funeral director.

The only laws that Trump cannot find a loophole with are the Laws of Nature.

Look who else made it to the UFC fight to celebrate his birthday. The fake door dash delivery woman.

We need an edit feature on Bluesky

Kash Patel is a trans man. His voice, no adams apple, still not married, no kids, super short. Dances so elegantly to Bollywood music. All the evidence is there.

He said he was going to drain the swamp but...

GenX & younger, we all know soc security won't be available at retirement. Even though we've contributed 6% of our income since our 1st checks and our employers have matched that 100%. Had that been a 401k, starting at $50k salary we'd accumulate over $1 million. If Johnson makes moves, we do too.

All you need.

I'm sorry, but has Target changed their DEI policies back? I think people have taken their eye off the ball.

He's here, he's queer, get used to it!

I doubt this is true but the thought does warm my heart.

Trump compared the reflecting pool to NYC skyscrapers. He an idiot who doesn't know that pools have no height. It is not "taller than the Empire State Building".