Hannah Shaw-Williams

@hsw3k

Weekend editor at /Film and CAT ENTHUSIAST 👍

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Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· 22d

My hype is immeasurable

John Cena in Coyote vs Acme saying "I don't pay you to tink you taw"

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· 24d

Oh well we’ll always have the Midsommar tapestry

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· 27d

In another tweet he wrote a 1,777 word treatise on the topic of Why The Ancient Greeks Actually Weren't Gay, Actually.

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· 29d

tfw when your name is Plorn

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· 29d

2017 tweet from LeBearGirdle:

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jul 15

The Penske trades have been pushing AI to a ridiculous degree. They're the ones who keep peddling those Tilly Norwood press releases. They'll publish anything AI-related with total credulity. See also: "Consumers prefer AI audiobooks, says AI audiobook company."

Even with some of the backlash surrounding the AI Michael Caine-led audiobook of Homer’s “Odyssey” poem, it appears many listeners prefer an artificially generated voice to a human one.

A new Edison Research at SSRS study commissioned by Spoken, an AI audiobook company, revealed that the company’s multi-voice productions achieved a higher favorability rating than human-narrated productions.

Source: https://variety.com/2026/digital/news/spoken-ai-audiobooks-preferencenew-edison-research-study-1236810295/

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jul 11

Achilles Discovered Amongst the Daughters of Lycomedes, c. 1675, by Gerard de Lairesse.

A painting of Achilles dressed as a woman but for some reason still wearing his very distinctive helmet

Rosemary from Widow’s Bay saying “Might I suggest a different headpiece?”

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jul 8

A dog with a ball saying "growth?" and then when someone takes the ball the dog says "no investment!! only growth"

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jul 8

I think there’s a typo there. Should be “bloody stupid decisions.”

The Korean Wave, or Hallyu, generated $19 billion in exports last year, with music exports surging 84 percent from a year earlier, according to a report by the Korean Foundation for International Cultural
Exchange and the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism.

The report released Monday, titled "Study on the Hallyu Ecosystem," estimated that the Korean Wave's economic impact grew in 2025 to reach $18.98 billion in exports, up 15.9 percent from 2024.

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jul 4

Currently watching: How to Get to Heaven from Belfast

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jul 1

Plucked up the courage to do some hand studies and Line of Action hit me with this for the first pose 🫠

Four arms belonging to two people crossing over with each hand grasping the forearm of the other person's opposite arm

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 26

“Hey, you got that AI ad for me?” “Sure do, boss. Made the crotch real weird and wrinkly, just like you asked.”

AI slop ad for Sketchers featuring a woman with Midjourney face and the weirdest crotch you have ever seen. Also maybe shoes in there somewhere?

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 25

Cursed communal shower configuration at my local leisure centre.

Four showerheads arranged on three walls in a small square space. Picture four Minecraft squares, that's how much room there is. If you're unfortunate enough to get one of the "back" showers you cannot escape without awkwardly squeezing between two naked people.

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 25

Yup. The explanatory notes explicitly state that "healthcare provider" includes "private" and "non-regulated" sectors.

Jeremy's fake life-coaching certificate from Peep Show

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 25

"Healthcare services have the same meaning as in section 135 of the Health and Care Act 2022, and the provision will include people working in all public and private, regulated and non-regulated sectors." Here's an example of treatment provided by a private, non-regulated "healthcare" provider.

Some former participants described being “traumatised” after taking part in the residential programme, which can last three to four months and costs about £15,000. “The best way to describe it is that my mind had been shattered into a million pieces. I’d lost all sense of myself,” an ex-participant said.

The Observer spoke to nine people with knowledge of Narconon’s UK operations, including ex-participants and staff. They described how people were asked to follow repetitive commands such as pointing at objects, sitting perfectly still or answering the same question “over and over again” for up to five hours a day over several weeks.

The exercises closely resemble ‘training routines’ used in ‘auditing’, which aims to banish the “thetans” – spiritual beings – that Scientologists believe exist in every person, helping them on a path to enlightenment. Participants also spend long periods in a sauna and take high doses of vitamins including niacin, with the aim of achieving a “clear body” and “clear mind”.

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/oct/20/scientology-linked-uk-rehab-centre-falls-foul-of-charity-regulator

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 17

This is wild. The arrest was based on her sending “indecent” material “for the purpose of causing distress or anxiety.” The “indecent” material was photos of people killed in Gaza.

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Stop the theatrics, the show is almost over ...
1 message
Wed, 11 Jun 2025 at 11:25
To: keir.starmer.constituency@parliament.uk, keir.starmer.mp@parliament.uk, david.lammy.mp@parliament.uk, mail@davidlammy.co.uk, angela.rayner.mp@parliament.uk Peter Kyle <hove.portslade@parliament.uk>, KYLE, Peter speter.kyle.mp@parliament.uk>
Unfortunately for you and for all your buddy's the show is almost over. Thankfully, we no longer have to rely on the MSM for our news and can now see the truth rather than the "sanitized/fake version you wish to tell us. Governments have got away with this forever but your power is evaporating, people can see with their own eyes exactly what's going on in real time and it's DISGUSTING
How many Palestian's have to die before you stop s…

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 16

lol the audacity of calling private schools and horse ownership a “middle-class” lifestyle

Her father and I worked so hard to give her and her sister an idyllic childhood, with horses and private education — yet Charlotte looks the antithesis of her upbringing.
I know, in my heart, that it's just a phase but I can't help seeing her image as some kind of rejection.
Is this image some kind of rebellion against her middle-class childhood, characterised by pony club membership and country walks? Is she figuratively putting two fingers up at our values and lifestyle?

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 16

For the love of god please stop using AI for your event posters. We cannot allow this Cheshire Cat to breed

Terrible AI generated poster for an Alice’s Wonderland themed event

A nightmarish dog-cat hybrid grinning with a full set of false teeth

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 15

Calling the suffragettes a "civil disobedience group" and claiming they never held any secret meetings or did any property damage is W I L D. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffrag...

It is, nonetheless, a fundamental mistake to overlook the fact that Palestine Action overtly promotes unlawful violence amounting to terrorism.

“It is not, as it claims, a direct action civil disobedience protest group like the suffragettes operating transparently in the open. It is a covert organisation that operates using secret cells to avoid the detection and prosecution of those using violence to destroy the property of third parties. Palestine Action’s activities have caused injury as well as property damage.”

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 15

hooray the children are saved

BBC headlines:

Schools cutting subjects due to teacher shortage 'crisis'

Hungry mothers and dirty wards - maternity care 'much worse' than anticipated, review chief says

Record high number of children refused mental health help

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 14

Will you have to do new calculations of how much money this bill could save in “unutilised” benefits and NHS care? Or can you just reuse the figures you worked out last time?

259. The estimated reduced cost from unutilised healthcare ranges from between £919k to £8.46m 136 in Year 1 (which is half a year), to between £5.84m to £59.6m in Year 10. This captures hospital (both emergency and non-emergency care), primary and community care, hospice, medicines and other care costs, but does not distinguish between different funding avenues. The ranges take into consideration potential variations in projected assisted death numbers (low, central, and high), and the amount of time care is no longer required for (ranging from the final four months to final month of life). As a sensitivity, the impacts of changing the average healthcare costs are considered in Annex E.
The estimated economic transfer is:
331.1. for state pensions, between £113k and £1.79m in Year 1 (which is half a year), to between £1.05m and £18.3m in Year 10;
331.2. for Attendance Allowance, between £55.7k and £880k in Year 1 (which is half a year), to between £354k and £6.20m in Year 10; and
331.3. for PIP, between £28.5k and £449k in Year 1 (which is half a year), to between £181k and £3.17m in Year 10.

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 6

And also this guy

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 6

Mmmm yes this show is my bag, baby

A very good pen and ink drawing of esteemed character actor Stephen Root

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· Jun 6

Watching Widow’s Bay and drawing Stephen Root during the scary bits

An amazing ink drawing/painting of esteemed character actor Stephen Root

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· May 29

Bonus:

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· May 29

This was my walk home from seeing Backrooms (not included: dead bird I saw on the road at the start of the walk.)

Spooky Blair Witch type stuff in the trees

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· May 26

The Hayao Miyazaki story:

Hayao Miyazaki saying "Okay, so I retired, so what?"

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· May 26

20 seconds into this documentary about Hayao Miyazaki and

Hayao Miyazaki nude in a hot tub, staring directly into the camera with his legs crossed and a big pixellated blur to preserve his dignity

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· May 23

Found the most accurate rail replacement bus sign

A rail replacement bus service sign pointing directly to a funeral home

Hannah Shaw-Williams@hsw3k· May 19

Genuinely wild that psychiatry said “if a person’s chronotype doesn’t align with Wall Street trading hours, they have a disorder that needs to be fixed.” And everyone was just like, “yup, sounds reasonable.”