Gorilla Mech Pilot (OSHA CERTIFIED)
@hugeproblem
Immunized against going to Hell (he/him)
He remembered that everyone deserves to go to Hell no matter what good they did in life
And I’ll tell you something, the cops we had in NYC on 9/11 didn’t stop 9/11 from happening. It still happened, that’s why they call it 9/11. Hiring MORE guys who will NOT stop 9/11 seems insane to me. Anyway we can get these numbers lower.
We can only become the utopia we dream of once we make it so guys who make this face can't make media anymore
My boy is just like “IT’S TIME FOR ME!!!!” And I thank him for it
Best movie of 2025, everything else tied for dead shit last
There’s some good ones here but I saw the winner in person
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Hey boss what’s the plan???
He’s never told a bigger lie than “no more garbage tweets”
While we’re on the subject we gotta talk about the Hall of Fame run he went on here