Roland Hughes
@hughesroland
Freelance editor and writer, 🏴, volunteer with locateintl.bsky.social
Today I met a dog that looks like the result of an unholy congress between an Ewok and Chewbacca
May you all one day be as happy as this dog in the butchers (who was later rewarded with a bone about half his size)
This fun feature today opened my eyes to the existence of footballer Bedford Jezzard, who himself sounds like the name of a football club www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Dreamed I was outside a cinema and saw a poster for this film and so I went to see it. Woke up remembering the entire plot and poster and got ChatGPT to recreate it - this is *exactly* how it looked
Oh man, I hate to say it but… this was a massive letdown. Not bad, but certainly not good. It seemed like the band could not be less interested in being there. A flat, monochrome stage show. From a band that was famously full of life. Just a huge shame. #sfa #brixtonacademy
All I want is a pair of trainers that have some colour. It shouldn’t be this hard.
Who else’s heart just skipped a beat on seeing a notification starting with these words?
So pleased I’ll be able to catch both Slag and Piss at the same festival, as well as Colossal Squid
Agreed. I spent the evening yesterday speaking to a sea-lion trainer about this guy.
I swear every festival poster I see is an elaborate practical joke. I know the Beta Band and Stereolab of course. But Honk? Sex Mask? Freak Slug? Dog Race?
“Our AI is terrible and we know it, but everyone else is pushing out their own AI so we feel we need to do the same even though we know it’s not ready.”
Sent this one to Henri earlier from an obit in the Economist’s Christmas issue: “hymenopteran assault”
I’m at the (really good!) Lisbon earthquake museum, where they use the novel measurement “this earthquake was equivalent to x yoghurts”
Attenborough should narrate a new series called Absolute Bastards, that follows the absolute bastards of the animal kingdom