nearing 60,000 downloads the story creeps forward www.netovampire.com #audiodrama #vampire

live for the memes 1) Flowergod 2) @corkswagen.bsky.social 3&4) @seraphimangel.bsky.social

she'll be back this season, it's official! @/carolinefaber.bsky.social is in art by @/imabeebop.bsky.social

art on left by @/strawberry7.bsky.social

I probably shouldn't post this but I like the way I look in my EU passport photo

My English accent is mid, this is a whole set they built though, isn't that neat? "The Lodger" AFI short by Mikhail Saburov

This is a scene from a short "A Greenhouse" by Francisco Pereira Coutinho where I play a husband in a couple with an open marriage (she has a guy, I have a guy) filmed on film with very few takes (due to $)

my early comedy reel (stay tuned til the end for Tig Notaro)

this is the main character

wolf and bunny by @/seraphimangel.bsky.social

I take the Colbert Questionnaire. 1 like is one answer

with @elfquest.bsky.social officially retiring a future animated project, I guess I'm the only officially sanctioned voice of Redlance. You can listen to the audioseries elfquest.com/audio-movie/ & if you want more of me and a ton of great VAs I have my own netovampire.com series #elfquest

found a cheaper version to business cards w/art by seraph

After the fact realize this was my audition for Spielberg's Disclosure Day

art by @/tmgefan.bsky.social

not all books are created equal... some books are written, narrated, directed, and edited by their author and account for more than 23 hours of listening material www.netovampire.com #booksky #vampires #traumarecovery #audioseries

you want to pay, let's pay? www.streamily.com/hugopierremartin 💳 10 official @riotgames.com chamber key art, signed by moi all proceeds go to pay an awesome VA for my audioseries > the audioseries www.netovampire.com 🦇 #valorantchamber #valorant #riotgames

next chapter, "A Keening Place"

apparently my contract with Trojan Condoms is these spots in perpetuity on youtube so they're still going and going #art #safesex "get yours on"

it was a very strange little first audioseries but I'm happy I made it

another streamily. thank you stranger. love doing these streamily.com/hugopierrema...

we don't sparkle but we cute (and sometimes glow)

Look at Timotthe's mugshot n tell me its not Neto lol

Welp, partner is back to being unemployed, so my hustle game is moving up a level. If you know anyone in north east academia. I think I provided a really great service to an Ivy league school at low cost. I had to move on, but would be happy to try again at another school. Thanks in advance!

a rare Neto by @timethehobo.bsky.social feels Star-Wars-y I don't know why, maybe because Bunny looks like Grogu kinda

don't know why that other pic didn't work

our cats our cousins

my singing teacher liked this song I wrote