Sit Down, Be Humboldt
@humboldtwearsdiapers
he/they - 31 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity
After-beach crowded public bathhouse diaper change --> your swim diaper got your shorts all wet --> now you're stuck riding home like this 😳
First day back at work after vacation has me feeling...um...I, uh... 🥴
This week required becoming tiny and being put down for a nap 😴
I turned my whole front yard into a wildflower garden, and replaced most of my backyard with clover - gotta feed the lil buzzy guys!
Pooping in the bathroom is easy, I don't see what all the fuss is about...🤔 Off work and set for a lazy, snowed-in #TMITuesday! Ask me anything y'all 💙
(cw irl nub) Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
#TMITuesday end of the year edition! Ask me anything! (Pic of my son ominously staring for attention)
Troublesome *thwap!*ing sounds from the kitchen intensify
Can't even be trusted to do chores without making it naughty 😈
Very ominous, given what my bedroom looks like at the moment 😅
My parents are preparing to move houses, so as part of our Christmas presents, they gave me and my siblings "nostalgia bags" - lots of little trinkets, clothing, photos, etc. from our childhoods... ...and these 😳
Apparently 2025 marks the true beginning of my BARNEY-BOY ERA 💜
Having another "dark colors won't save you" day at the gym 😎
Bet, bro! Can't skip legs day - and don't forget your "protein shake", make sure you've downed it before we hit the squat rack 😁
"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!" 1: I like 'em BIG 2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em 😎
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
Biohazard print does exist in cloth from EcoAble! Though admittedly it's more "cool science middle"-coded and less "industrial psychological horror"
Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today? *sniff sniff* Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
4 cans of cider CRUSHED 5 hours of d&d ENJOYED DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED Sweatpants SOAKED 😤
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants
Idk chat I think ya boy's really cooking with this