This joke would have been much funnier had they spelled my name correctly.

New sign by our doors to remind everyone ours is a home of peace, so you need to leave your #baggage at the door. It's entirely up to you if you want to take it when you leave, but leave it outside, please.

Wait, is that #Caturday I spy? 🐈

@blacksheepcraftshop.com #RIP

So cute I can't handle. Must hide face.

He was an awful, awful human. But he was right about one thing: #LindseyGraham

This, oh just some #leftovers

#Vegan #Muffalatta

Final product

#Congee, it's what's for #breakfast!

Who says a #vegetarian can't have biscuits and gravy?

What do you mean you don't sleep like this too? 🐈 #cats

This is brutal. Absolutely brutal. Shoot more of this into my veins.

This is perfect since I'm also well versed in bird law.

#NaturalSelection at work, live on the news!

Cherries Jubilee inspired "Blossoms" for #IndependenceDay. #America250

My #Patriotic fit for #IndependenceDay. #America250

Lazy Lil' #Caturday round these here parts. So grateful we went with the "Urban Assault Camo" package when we adopted our second Trash Bengal. The house is so much safer. 🐈

If you had told me anytime, say in the past 248 years, that this 25% off sale hat would be the only #Souvenir I would purchase for my country's celebration of 250 years of democracy (ok, federal Republic of you want to be a knit-picking douchecanoe) I would have absolutely #Plotzed.

Dem oversight ranking members be like

From my "I'm sure you have a lot of questions, almost all of which can be answered by my shirt" collection. This one says it all. #PoohBear #ZeroFucks

Don't be jealous, but for #dinner I made Chicken fried Hen of the Woods Mushroom Nuggets with twice fried potatoes and garden greens. #Yum

I have SO MANY QUESTIONS, y'all. First and foremost is how am I just hearing this?

#Poll question for you. Sichuan #eggplant with #basmati rice... Bold vision of a future world without borders Or Crime against humanity?

I may have missed #Caturday, but we do have this. Lazy Sunday, woke up in the late afternoon... 🐈

Me: "Hey fucko, don't eat my squash!" Fucko: (Zoom in on the face)

So I guess he doesn't understand passports either?

Algae Zeera? Are you an AlgaeBT ally then? All hail President Plankton!

I made my queer sister-in-laws #LGBT pasta (Lemon, Garlic, Basil, Tomato) for #Pride.