Merlin, our other beautiful boy, was the youngest of 8 cats surrendered by an 86 year old lady cat enthusiast and was deemed by Cats Protection to be a little too dim to thrive outside, so he was directed to us at 4 years old, and that was brilliant and we love him dearly

This is Minerva’s ‘stop being a fucking paparazzi’ face

Oh here she is again coming in for the chin skritches

I think this was the very first day we met

Here she is as baby

You will not go wrong with an all black or black and white cat, as long as you can handle a lot of love and also a considerable degree of mischief And you get to see this kind of nonsense

Oh yes - here’s today’s t-shirt

I’m glad you are happy, you should be as pleased as Punch (but maybe without all the murder) I still have this waiting for you. Hoping I can get it to you soon because a Lego bone hoss is handy in these trying times

It is mine! @hookland.bsky.social

On way to Event. Went for “slightly rumpled” as a look

Somebody’s pooped out

Well. Yes. But also I have a cat asleep on my leg and I love her, so it’s not all bad. There are books and fountain pens and suchlike in the world also

Down to two pieces already…

Bonus: villain's cat (who is not a villain and is very sweet)

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.A

Looooooong

Tonight’s workplace - the Bridge House Theatre in Warwick, filming the extremely funny Kayleigh Jones and her brilliant one-woman show I’m glad I wasn’t recording main sound because although I was trying very hard not to laugh, she was really making it difficult for me.

Had a lovely adventure in Folkestone but I’m back home now and feeling loved

Today’s trip: Dungeness Nuclear Power Station

Found a new cryptid in Folkestone

With my legs as no man’s land! They actually get on pretty well. Sometimes they even cuddle!

It is wonderful. I have both of them up with me now - they’ve forgiven me for forsaking them to hide in my office and play Dragonbane with you!

I think my profile pic works fine

I love Dune so very much

Filming in slo-mo gives you smoother motion, but we wanted it to be very floaty and buttery, so we deployed this hideous chimera. The camera (an FX3) goes onto a gimbal, which goes onto a spring arm, which goes onto a metal vest that goes onto me, and then I sit on a wheelchair 4/n

Filming in a public park without permits or security is never ideal, but we were sure we could get enough uninterrupted bits to stitch together a video. Which we did, despite being menaced by the locals: 3/n

Greatest fucking band in the world

Yeasssssss!

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got. Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean? Last line is especially ominous