Electric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test
@i-rohl
Epistemic justice warrior. Crazy aunt. Gender outlaw. Rootless cosmopolitan. Disaster bi. Running on amphetamines & wrath. My cyborg uprising will be intersectional or it will be bullshit. they/themself, Mx./Dr.
Like I don't see how this outfit would be in a position to say it thinks cosmopolitanism is a bad thing. (source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_E... )
Hey! I am perfectly capable of becoming a woman *and* a freak. Also, like, setting aside the "Have I succeeded in becoming a woman?" question, becoming a freak sounds cool and sexy.
I think you could argue that just this would already put them in the running, ignoring everything else. (From en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antler#...)
How do I pick just one? If I'm allowed to have "favorite" be kinda semantically ill-behaved, I think bee hummingbirds might be my favorite dinosaur, but my favorite birb is probably a collumbid. Let's go with Nicobar pigeons (Caloenas nicobarica). I desperately want them to think I'm cool.
Like you see this again and again. Reactionaries convinced that trans people existing publicly and moving through the world was unheard of as recently as 2014, or maybe, if they're hedging, like 2005 (both dates seem to keep creeping forward). As if there weren't ubiquitous contrary evidence ...
Sir, if I were your lawyer,* we would be at the point where I was begging you to stop talking, because every word out of your mouth was making my job harder. *I am not a lawyer and this skeet does not constitute legal advice.
🧵 Okay, since I'm lately complaining about photo colorization, WTF would possess anyone to try to sell a colorized version of Adams's "Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico" while trying to maintain any part of their artistic reputation? Some details: petapixel.com/2026/05/25/n... 1/n
This thread is excellent commentary but also the unhinged tweet also needs to be seen in its entirety because of how far it veers into self-parody in the second half.
You could easily fill a couple hours of a philosophy of language course just discussing what went wrong here. (Welch does not appear to be antisemitic and *does* appear to have taken a number of positions that seem pretty cool, even if it appears that someone at her campaign is bad at their job.)
Does anyone else find this kind of speculative, hyperreal colorization and "enhancement" of historical photos of genocide victims absolutely ghoulish, or is my "this is a gross offense against history, photography, and the memory of the dead" reaction out-of-line?
Well, you're right that a 2015 epic sci-fi action film signaled the height of human civilization and it's all been downhill since.
Can't get syrup for your groatcakes because of the alleged drought on Balancar? Squill issue 🙄
Okay I found something to be angry about in the (likely) casting of Nolan's 'Odyssey': It looks like he cast a *cis* actor as Tiresias. This desecration of millennia of trans cultural history will not stand!
... they have the vibes one is predisposed to think they *ought* to have. Anyway, it's true that *usually* most of us aren't called to think much about this stuff, but it's still there and occasionally hard-to-ignore examples do turn up. 9/9
What does "life-defining diagnoses" even mean? Has it occurred to her that the stigma she's reinforcing helps to *make* these diagnoses "life-defining"? (& what exactly is the harm of different mental health professionals bringing different tools & interpretive frameworks to patients' attention?)
Okay if anyone wants the whole skull and some of its immediate context here we are.
Happy World Civet Day! (credits and source links in subsequent skeets)
Wow, they really never get new material & never adapt their material to changing circumstances, huh? Truly feminism & gay rights are the ascendant ideologies being forced on us with dogmatic fervor at this moment. No, I haven't been following who wields the state's coercive powers. Why do you ask?
Meanwhile, for ADHD, the risk of letting people self-diagnose is allowing every adult to access a small quantity of pharmaceutical-grade amphetamines on the condition of being monitored for adverse reactions, which honestly doesn't actually sound that bad. 7/7
Hey remember how this was only, like, just over six months ago? (source: apnews.com/article/char... )
Does the new plan involve just sending some kind of uncrewed craft designed to disperse boots?
All or virtually all women have testosterone. If a human is producing no testosterone, that indicates that something *very* unusual is going on with their endocrine system.
I Am Not A Lawyer, but I thought there were, like, rules against marketing the services of a non-lawyer human in using the kinds of language they're using here to market the services of a non-lawyer chatbot. Are there not? If there are, can we please as a society look into extending them to bots?
Also curious about the mix of snobbery levels involved in thinking that Proper Etiquette™ has a view or which hand you use to eat a pear, but not using the Latin singular "stratum". (Nothing against folks who use "strata" as singular, but I'm kinda surprised she's on board with it.)