Well, this bodes well for the day... #Wordle

I hear it and I know... #CallMyBluff

Careful, now... #CallMyBluff

But "They want a Crunchie and a mug" is still my favourite... ("Naz..." 😂😂😂😂)

I bought an original of "Exit Ian". Obvs.

Oh, nice try, (Only) Connections. I'm not falling for that... HIGH FIVE!

March 1991 The studios also has a House of Commons set, and a Number 10. (There was also some immersive indoor ride thing, where the seats moved, convincing you that you were, I think, in space, or in a car, or on a horse, or all of those...)

This is probably the very best "Presenter considers whether to correct a guest and embarrass them, or just leave it" pause I have ever heard...

Do you not do the daylists? Even if you don't listen to them, they have the best names.

Liverpool! The Mersey! #TOTP

Was my guilty pleasure. Miss it.

A Midsummer Night's Tube. (niche)

Excellent work from HIVE engineers who have designed a thermostat incapable of displaying the whole word "Thermostat"... #Heatwave

"Fer feckssake, stop dancing, Shane, dey'll tink we're a boyband" "Sorry, Mr Ronan, Sir...." #TOTP

Just watching TV over a cuppa, and the couple on Escape to the Cuntry with the £0.9million budget say this garden is on the small side... #EscapeToTheCountry

Bloody love Guy Martin on #DesertIslandDiscs. Nice to have somebody unpretentious and honest and who chooses music he likes and listens to, rather than music he thinks he ought to choose.

Me too!

Spirit in the Sky is a massive guilty pleasure. Loved the two Wyrd Sisters... #totp

I like Victoria Wood relating when she was filming with him on the London Eye. There was a group of children in the capsule below. "If I were not a UNICEF ambassador, I would flash those kids..."

Crossover Episode

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

Does no-one at the BBC know how to combine two PDFs into one. Fuckssake. Dear Barry Took, is this what I pay my licence fee for? etc etc #Eurovision

The BBC does this. But it does at least say why.

My supermarket delivery has gone a bit Channel 4...

Any screen where you are required to enter an email address should include at least @ and . alongside the alphabet. (Bloody shit UX on #RoyalMail drop-off lockers....)

Do we think these are worthless now? (I mean the stamps...)