oh you said “swap pics,” not “swamp pics”

🎂🎂🎂

Updating the invite to my birthday party

It gets worser

And it got worse

It smells like a BBQ outside

It’s my birthday week! ♋️

Here you go!

The only reason I’m still watching this season of Love Island

Raw. Next question.

That game was rough to watch. I need a drink.

This hung himbo has turned me into a Norway fan 🇳🇴

Errol has free frozen Vienna beef franks available if anyone is interested. Not sure why he chose this image….

Made a delicious trout amandine for dinner tonight

Who’s hosting the BBQ today?

beach bocadillo

Post-pride recovery on the beach that is thankfully still empty. I need a break from packs of gays.

If you see this, post an archer

and everything Queen Omar does

“Oh I love these 🚬s” Happy Pride Weekend, Chicago!

Is this singlet worth $48? I think it’s really sexy but also don’t know where I would wear it

The concept of Wil’s being a hidden gem when it’s packed to the ceiling with gays every day of the week

They were not fucking around with the Casa Amor boys this season

Warms my heart seeing gay smut proudly displayed at the airport book store. Flying fujoshis rejoice!

I’m in my New England hometown for a wedding and as much as I love Chicago being able to walk to the shore and get a cheap lobster roll has me considering a move

RIP David Hockney

Pride signs with threatening auras

Chicagoans be like “I know a place” and it’s this.