Dark Hammer

@idark-ihammer

He/Him Garlic-allergic yapper I can be bullied

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These finally arrived!

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Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· 20d

Just don't end up with a hentai addiction (or do?).

Some weird conversation where a guy is unironically linking radiation levels to interest in hentai.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· Jul 6

This is what Google wants to corral passive people into relying on for their news, health advice, general fact-checking, etc. Not saying people should be using Google for news and health advice with no further discernment for the truth, but it is absolutely happening and Google damn well knows it.

Google′s AI self-flagellating because I called it out for hallucinating, literally apologizing for being useless.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· Jun 30

Skybox is popping off today.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· Jun 26

Damn, man. RIP, I suppose.

A quick DuckDuckGo search proves without a shadow of a doubt that JD Vance definitely suffered a brutal rabies death and that's a crazy bummer.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 29

I can't even use this shit as a search engine. What is the point of this technology at all? I can get the 20-somethings next door to give me music recommendations and they won't need to poison a river to do it. Fuck me, man. Happy Friday, by the way. ☕️

Me: "Fuck, ai sucks."

Google Gemini: *trips over itself explaining how useless it is, then begins offering a new wav to be useless to me*

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 26

I guess this is the original, but everything is still so wrong about it.

Huge Trump back tattoo. Trump is in all caps at the top, man has a pug face only a cult member could love, the American flag is fittingly incorrect as the owner of the tattoo and the artist likely only have confederate flags on their houses, their is a flag that says MANGA for some reason, and this tattoo was seemingly done at a discount in a Pep Boys. You're really not missing much.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 26

The best time to delete this post was immediately after posting it. The second best time is now.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 22

It's wild how many people still aren't aware of how the system clearly works. Whether by collusion or sheer cowardice, dems are complicit in our misrepresentation.

The Ratchet Effect: How you are being duped by the fake two-party system. Republicans turn everything to the right, democrats block movement back to the left, repeat. Image is of a ratchet with each part colored red and blue to represent how the parts/parties cooperate.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 22

"Go ahead hop in the bun If you're gonna act like a wiener" pictured is a hotdog bun

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 21

If you can read this, it means you are extra super special. Comment if you spotted the mitsake. Also share if you're not ashamed to have Jesus on your timeline.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 14

The text “dead ass?” over a picture of an actual scary skeleton bone ass.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 12

If I hadn’t looked around guy’s profile, I would’ve thought this whole series of interactions was an elaborate bit. This guy is immeasurably embarrassing.

Ableist manchild says: “Millions of adults look up to Optimus
Prime buddy”

Ableist manchild liked his own unironic statement.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· May 12

This dirty bastard

Boris the Burglar (I guess he had a name)

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· Apr 1

Best I can do is 25% more hip 90s kid

Full(er?) image of the thing from the post

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· Apr 1

Catch me over here.

Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· Mar 31

If anyone was planning on killing me, now’s your best chance.

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Dark Hammer@idark-ihammer· Feb 25

Hey, Xbox. Just wanted to ask.. Can I fucking help you?? I’m still getting these messages as I type this. I’ll be turning off notifications after I post this.