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Liam Creswick, Scott C. Bourgeois and Gregg Beever punch up mediocre movies. New episodes every two weeks. Discord:
🎧 NEW EPISODE: Disclosure Day Season 11 comes to an end with Disclosure Day! We paid our money, ate our butter dusted popcorn and watched a brand new movie for you. Was it good? Kind of! And that is the kind of movie that is perfect for us. Download now: www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/disclosure...
Spielberg claims he’s become even more of a believer in aliens since the UAP hearings in 2023. Is he really though? I have trouble squaring that circle when he made another fictional film about them. If he truly believed in his heart of hearts, I just wonder if he would have made a doc instead.
🎧 NEW EPISODE: Bloodsport Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! David Rae of @quantumkickflip.bsky.social returns to the show to Dux it out with Bloodsport. We cast aside an unnecessary military subplot while making the family ties to the tournament much more explicit. www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/bloodsport/
✂️ CLIP: Liam and Scott share their diametrically opposed feelings on The Simpsons Movie.
Hey, armchair screenwriters, we’re looking for rewrites of the Cannon classic BLOODSPORT. Leave your pitches in the replies!
NEW EPISODE: The Simpsons Movie Listen to us opine for the good old days when Homer was a lovable oaf and less of a nuclear jerk. Robyn from @quantumkickflip.bsky.social guests! www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/the-simpso...
Good morning, armchair screenwriters! We've got a brand new episode for you featuring returning guest Robyn Slack of @quantumkickflip.bsky.social, this time talking THE SIMPSONS MOVIE. 🎧 Listen now: www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/the-simpso...
Last call for your hot take on THE SIMPSONS MOVIE! We record Thursday night.
Last episode we pitched a better (according to us) version of THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH. Check out this clip in which Gregg admits the plot may have been more than enough for him to follow. ⬇️
The Simpsons movie that was 10 years too late. Which makes us about 20 years too late punching it up. Well, gotta punch something. Send us your notes now!
Which is more uncomfortable to look at: your parents having sex, or John Travolta’s beard?
🎧 NEW EPISODE: The World Is Not Enough This Brosnan blockbuster had a great many things go wrong with it, so we couldn't just gently stir in some plot beats. No, the whole thing needed to be shaken. I promise the episode is better than these puns Listen Now ⬇️ www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/the-world-...
What does everyone want to talk about on May the 4th? Well it’s that famous franchise with weird creatures and a powerfully evil authority. That’s right: Resident Evil. Check out our latest episode! www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/resident-e...
🎧 NEW EPISODE: Resident Evil (2002) This movie is vacant of gory R-rated fun and unoccupied by characters of the slimmest depth. In other words, its speaking our language! Check out our fixes for Paul W.S. Anderson's least likeable video game adaptation. www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/resident-e...
We uploaded a new episode this week, and I even have a link for it. Look!👇 www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/death-of-a...
🎧 NEW EPISODE: Death of a Unicorn The episode itself is a bit of a unicorn, as we struggle to reach consensus on a cohesive new pitch. Plenty of ideas get debated, however, as we attempt to add more bite to the satire, as well as the featured creatures. www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/death-of-a...
Hey, armchair screenwriters! Up next is Paul W.S. Anderson's Resident Evil (2002). Drop your notes here and help us make a better adaptation of this classic video game.
🎧 BONUS EPISODE: I Have Some Recs: The Game Changing Fallout of Columbo's Pussy Cat A little bonus/gap filler episode for you this week in the form of movie/TV recommendations. Next week: Death of a Unicorn! www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/i-have-som...
🎧 NEW EPISODE: Novocaine We make these punch-ups as painless as possible for Mr. Jack Quaid. Download it now where ever you get your podz: www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/novocaine/
LAST CALL for notes on Novocaine! We record Thursday night at 9pm.
Next up on the show: Novocaine Jack Quaid can’t feel pain, and let’s hope we won’t be wishing for the same watching it. Got notes for how this could have been a better movie? Reply below before Thursday night!
🎧 NEW EPISODE: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) Josh Skaar of @talkingsmacpod.bsky.social is back to help us write a stronger arc for Luigi and a much more organic way for the Princess to be in another castle. Let'sa go! www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/the-super-...
We're headed to the Mushroom Kingdom for the next episode. We'll meet Koopa, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others, but will we be hooked on the brothers?