So when I wasn't looking, my cat stepped on the keyboard and that's how I got a ~700 word story that was over 300 pages long. She even signed it.

If #StaticDust is fake, then why are their pets looking at each other in the official merch, huh?? HUH???? Checkmate, haterz.

#StaticDust be like: Angel: Cuntfuck. Vox: Stupid fucking whore. Angel: Vox:

I know at least two of us got this "shiny" Vox lol

Bonus: they lived close enough to each other (Virginia/Maryland and New York City) to have potentially met! #StaticDust

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I love it!

Apparently Chiitan hates Ronald Reagan???

Now if I only could really Hulk out....

I find it really sad that Vox only seems to be genuinely happy 100% of the time when he's around sharks and/or talking about something where sharks are at least somewhat involved:

Celebrating Pride by decking out my Pokémon Go avatar.

#StaticBelle but it's Charlie and Box Vox:

Does Vox/Salina have a ship name? This is Salina:

Cleo and Marcella (the two female sharks in Crimson's mafia in "Exes and Oohs") Bisexual and lesbian, respectively. (I ship them)

Moxxie's mom (whom I call Margharita): bisexual (mainly so I can ship her with Blitz's mom so they can be happy lol)

Tila: bisexual (mainly so I can ship her with Moxxie's mom so they can be happy lol)

Paimon: polyamorous and bisexual He's got so many kids that I have no idea how he wouldn't be polyam; also, I say bisexual because 1) I seriously think he would be and 2) I like shipping him with Cash lol

Cash Buckzo: unlabeled (by definition he's pansexual, but he doesn't want to put a label on his sexuality) (also, I'm...pretty sure this is the unlabeled flag?)

Crimson: abrosexual and graysexual (he was attracted to one woman (his wife) and not to men as a young man; now he's attracted to one man (pick whichever one you like best with him) and not to women.)

This lovely random background bird of paradise Goetia, whom I've named Gemory (a "canonical" Goetian demon) and who I've decided should be Stella's girlfriend: bisexual

Stella: lesbian (I would also accept aroace lesbian)

Yogirt: pansexual

Satan: gay

Belphegor: omnisexual (check out her color scheme!)

And now! On to Helluva Boss: Leviathan: aroace (she even has colors from both the aro and ace flags!), and bigender:

Trans Molly would also be peak:

I realized that I forgot something (and that my list is pretty cis) I like the idea of trans guy or demiboy Hatchet:

My other flags:

Quote with your flags! I'm keeping these to LGBTQ+ pride ones only, but the Disability and Neurodivergent flags also apply.

Molly: lesbian