Benjamin Gray

@imbenvincible

He/Him. Token Cis. Professional Writer. Unprofessional Writer. TTRPGs, literature, comedy, and more. 1/3 of @RoleplayRetcon.bsky.social. The good stuff is at heybenjamingray.com. Nothing I make ever uses generative AI.

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Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· 19d

This promo makes it look like this is his punishment

Pompeii out of time with tom hiddleston, thu 23 jul 8 pm, National Geographic and Disney+

Tom is in the middle of a throng of panicking ancient pompeiians blurring past him with Mount Vesuvius erupting in the background. Tom is wearing a dark modern day tshirt. His hair is slicked back. He looks so sad.

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· 26d

I think you are forgetting someone

A heave ho from Mario 64. It's a clockwork blobby thing with a clock key, a goofy face, and a flat platform attached to its arms that it uses to fling Mario into the air

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jul 9

I've seen a lot of "we don't want games we play with our phones, Netflix" posts, so I guess I'm in the minority because I DO want that. But, it has to be interesting and not the most boring, generic horror whose only selling point is Starring Zoe Kravitz.

Netflix thumbnail for "unhinged." first person perspective of a woman's tattooed hands reaching for a phone, which illuminates a dark room and shows a generic Murder Man wearing a bloody jumpsuit and a gas mask oh my god it's so boring also there's a storm outside

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jun 30

Slippy from Star Fox 64 saying "It's too hot! I can't take it anymore!

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jun 25

Oh no

Peppy Hare's dossier from the new Star Fox. Peppy is depicted as an old veteran. He is 41.

Same screen as before, zoomed in closer on the age

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jun 19

Wooooooooo

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jun 15

TADC has done so much to rehabilitate clowns

A "clown cardigan" by steady hands apparel. It actually more esembles jester clothing. It's a red striped cropped sweater with a big collar(?) with white pom poms

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jun 9

The only thing that they should absolutely keep 100 percent intact is Link's absolute nonsense swimming animation cycle

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jun 6

"These fucking dudes" in a "Saved by the Bell" style. Very late 80s/early 90s. Blues and purples and plain geometric shapes

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jun 6

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Jun 3

itch.io lets you change the word "game" to other nouns and @gshowitt.bsky.social plays it like grand piano

the subject line from an email from itch.io "gshowitt released a new chivalrous romance: A Court of Sparks and Ashes"

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· May 26

I'm cookin'

A cover for a TTRPG that doesn't exist yet but will called "It Comes This Way, a two-player game about facing evil together by Benjamin Gray" There is a black and white carousel in a field, stylized to look like a wood block print or stamp. It is visually similar to another game I made called "It Takes This Long"

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· May 26

I did the mid-roll on @avoidpod.bsky.social because they're playing my game, Galleons of the Thunderosa, and they MADE ME A LITTLE HEAD!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2u...

It's an illustration of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I have "silver" hair with a little swoosh on one side, a short beard, a sexy smirk and opaque glasses

Screenshot of the mid-roll on Youtube. Everyone's characters are along the bottom of the screen. My head is next to Sketch's head, which is a white guy with a smirk and white messy hair. The cover to Galleons of the Thunderosa is next to us.

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· May 24

I love putting my favorite quote from the @roleplayretcon.bsky.social Pacific Rim: Uprising series into different text/logo generators and then dropping them into our old show organization chat for that series

An episode title card from Star Trek TNG with the Enterprise against a starfield and "these fucking dudes" in blue text

Paul and Chani from the recent movies beneath stylized Dune text that says "these fucking dudes" with smaller text underneath "I dunno, Henn"

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· May 14

Me listening to @avoidpod.bsky.social add a "'pooning" homebrew mechanic into Galleons of the Thunderosa

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· May 12

How come I'm not seeing talk about MemoryCore? Is it just outside of my circles? I'm a sucker for a gimmick, honestly

An ad for MemoryCore that shows the box (which vaguely resembles a PS1) and the six modules (that resemble PS1 game cases) and a low-poly character in a dark poncho and pants holding a shotgun that resembles a character from Wild Arms, I'd say. There's also blue dice and a "follow on Backerkit" label

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· May 6

Why are transphobes, specifically, dumb about everything

He did compliment one scene involving Idle in which his confused guard character is tasked with watching a prince played by Terry jones. " At these screenings, I point out to the audience that there are no editing cuts in that scene, there's just one take," Cleese explained. "And it's so much better as a result. Comedy is not about editing. Comedy is about people being funny in front of the camera."

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· May 5

Am I just being negative or is this totally useless? Don't all bowls do this? That's how bowl-shaped things work, right? The unpopped kernels always end up at the bottom of the bowl. They're not suspended in the popcorn. And has anyone ever been mad about popcorn having too much flavor?

Ad for Uncommon Goods. Picture is a dark speckled bowl with a few popcorn kernels in it and a hole at the bottom filled with unpopped kernels. There is also a grate that goes over the hole. "The popcorn bowl that sifts out all the kernels for you."

🍿✨ "If you make your own seasoned popcorn, you know that it's not just about the unpopped kernels; you also end up with a fair amount of seasoning/salt at the bottom of the bowl that then gets your fingers dusty and your last bits of popcorn overseasoned. This bowl completely solves both problems... and it is also absolutely beautiful." - Stella, Washington, DC."

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Apr 12

Christ almighty

Instagram comments

Me: Can't wait to see how Angel Studios spins this as pro capitalism

Animalfarmthemovie: This adaptation of Animal Farm is true to the anti-communist and anti-cronyist toots of the book. See for yourself when Animal Farm hits theaters on May 1st!

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Mar 31

Toph enjoying the view

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Mar 16

I dreamed this

The scene from Back to the Future where past Doc Brown says "Ronald Reagan? The actor?!" Incredulously. Except now, the first frame says "Jenny?" and the second frame says "From the block?!"

See, this is funny because it's ridiculous that Ronald Reagan became president because he was only known as a mediocre actor before that. And Jenny from the Block is a J-Lo song about how she had humble beginnings before becoming famous and still feels like she's that person.

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Mar 16

It was 80 degrees in Alabama yesterday.

A snowy rural landscape. The snow is a couple of inches thick.

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Mar 12

I refuse to play Resident Evil Requiem on the grounds that it doesn't have "IX" hidden somewhere in its title

Resident Evil Biohazard. "VII" is highlighted in orange in the word "EVIL" (the second I is part of the L)

Resident Evil Village. "VIII" is highlighted in gold in the word "Village." The last two Is are part of the two Ls

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Mar 11

All political feelings about the FCC aside, their seal fucking rules lol

United State Federal Communications Commission

A bird with a shield for a body. The shield has a satellite, a radio tower, and satellite dishes on it. Wires on towers cross in front of the shield.

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Mar 10

She's great. Really. I hope she finds happiness. But she's standing in the way of the movie's best ship.

Mario and his girlfriend Daniella from the live action Super Mario Bros. movie. They're at an Italian restaurant. Daniella is a pretty white woman with curly black hair wearing a low cut black dress. Mario is played by Bob Hoskins; he has a moustache and is slightly balding and is wearing a brown jacket and a dark shirt with a popped collar. Both are wearing non descript necklaces.

Bob Hoskins Mario and Big Bertha dancing in the live action Mario Bros. Movie. Big Bertha is a black woman nearly a foot taller than Mario. Mario is wearing a bizarre yellow leisure suit with yellow gloves. They are in a night club.

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Mar 3

I'm watching Sonic X finally as a Sonic Completionist, and it's... mostly bad, but this line hit

Rouge the bat and Knuckles the Echidna standing next to each other on top of a skyscraper during day. Knuckles has his arms crossed and eyes closed and is saying "One day they love us because we're unique. The next day we're in jail because we're different."

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Mar 2

Oh wow

"Bad bunn followed you" there is no way it is the real bad bunny

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Feb 27

Is that what this game was???

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Feb 26

Look, I'm not gonna cancel my Dropout sub over The Rookie, but the amount of liberals defending feel-good cop shows because "it's just fantasy" and "ACAB, but I like cop shows" is...

Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock saying "Off-putting." Tracy Jordan is standing to his left.

Benjamin Gray@imbenvincible· Feb 19