Jorkin D Penison

@immaculatepizza

Big time hater of capitalism, AI, and America in general immaculatepizza in other places as well: twitch, Instagram, and if you've found yourself in 2001, AOL Instant Messenger. gay person, geriatric millennial, he/him

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Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· May 24

Voyager title card with the text "This Week The Crew Voyages Into Their Own Feelings"

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Aug 19

The invitation to the luncheon Trump held for Putin which describes Putin at the top as "His Excellency"

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Apr 9

Years ago, possibly on Twitter, I saw someone post this picture with only "you've gotta be fucking kidding me," and I still laugh every time I see it.

Mary Trump, whom her son Donald looks exactly like, right down to the absurd swooping hairstyle

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Apr 5

Chasm of the Abyss said trans rights

A picture of a television with an image from Dark Souls. There are three glowing stones in view; they are pink, blue, and white

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Mar 14

My raccoon friend stopped by tonight, he said eating garbage is great and the shadows await our embrace of the night and the freedom it offers.

A raccoon on a fire escape, photographed through Venetian blinds

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Jan 22

In less political news, the organisms who lived in this environment were caught unawares by rising temperatures that destroyed them utterly.

A loaf of sourdough bread. It is perfect.

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Nov 30

2024 holiday mood

A crushed and burst can of wd-40 in a plastic display rack, seemingly still available for purchase

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Nov 21

The Golden Girls live with me. I'm kind of a mess right now other than that tbh.

Life sized cardboard cut out of the Golden Girls in the corner of an apartment. Bookshelf, art, and other miscellany visible

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Nov 9

Gorgeous! I'd love to see your method.

Cross section of a loaf of sourdough bread, good crumb

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Nov 7

Hello Bluesky, I baked this loaf of bread today.

A loaf of sourdough bread, the impressive kind

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Nov 6

My niece

A beautiful gray and white tabby. She looks a little mean.

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Oct 25

Why yes, I baked this pie last week.

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Oct 25

I baked an apple pie and my aunts all stood around proudly while I ate it

A slice of apple pie made with very thinly sliced apples; a cardboard cutout of the Golden Girls looks on

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Oct 20

Pay attention to me

Get to know my game taste.
For every like, I will post one game I love.

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Oct 17

I watched Skinamarink last night.

"Well I can't say I didn't see this now.

I do like the vibes. Like a lot. But a couple of things actually do happen in this movie and it is not designed to help you care about that. I dunno. If you were a weird child with a lot of memories of being up at night in the nineties you will find yourself enjoying it for a few minutes at a time.

Would it be more effective as a short? I'm genuinely not sure. I mean it should be shorter but would it have even less point?"

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Oct 15

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam or The Breeders.

Cover art of Metallica's self titled "Black"Album

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Oct 5

I too.

A white plastic bag containing several apples of different colors

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Sep 20

I'm really into this thing where lawyers and journalists have their own arcane system of ethics to cover up the fact that they are ruining our society with their inability to follow the normal kind of ethics or exercise common sense.

Skeet from Bluesky user Liz Dye saying "ughhh can we not all gang up on a young woman for a stupid fuckup"

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Aug 30

Happy Bell Riots Day to all who celebrate

A display image from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine indicating today's date 8/30/24

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Aug 23

He looks like a melting Bubble-o-Bill

Bubble-o-Bill, an eternally disappointing ice cream bar that looks like a cowboy with a gumball nose. He is a troubling mixture of pinks, oranges, and browns, like trump

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· Jul 4

They hated Jesus meme with text "Phones are bad now but in a way that makes clear that I am still hip and tech savvy"

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· May 19

Have you considered: when my sister's cat is sleeping?

The most beautiful cat in the world, tabby, sleeping

Jorkin D Penison@immaculatepizza· May 3

I try to buy as few Amazon books as possible but I don't need Google to extend their Ability To Make Every Single Thing In My Life Fucking Annoying to this too.