danielle
@impudentearworm
even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history
A 3pk of lettuce, 7oz jar instant decaf, 1lb corn starch, 3 garlic cloves, 2lbs red onions, 1.5lbs jalapenos, 1lb limes, 1lb lentils, 4oz can green chiles, and 13oz can coconut milk AT ALDI is TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS. Make it stop
I saw burrito discourse on the other site and decided to do the math on what I call burrito or enchilada stack. It's the same stuff in a different format so don't @ me
Desperately trying to find this comic and googled the punchline and what came up? A bunch of results about pee wee Herman. AI search nails it once again
"How was your week? What are you doing this weekend? [Follows up on conversation from last week] [insanely bad pun] do you want this antique bottle I found" dear LORD
I have finally just gone and designed the shirt I've always wanted. You can have one too, or your dad, whatever inkonmyhands.etsy.com/listing/4538...
Had to explain to the hot land steward what a gender reveal and a tradwife are This is going great
Just swapped my gas stove igniter, a $25 part instead of a new old gas stove ($200 at best plus pickup plus install plus disposal) or a new new gas stove (trash and at minimum $1200 all in) AND IT WORKS THANK YOU JESUS
Since Sandra and Patricia already unpacked everything for everyone to see I might as well share my haul
Waited too long to put garbage out, got quite dark, took a bright light but that started dying on the way back. was moving briskly bc it's bear season. Sure enough: got back, closed garage door at 8:17. 8:22 : (This almost certainly means it was standing in the woods next to the house watching me)
1. Ran into garth 2. Spent the day sorting filing that raccoons had been playing in/on 3. Boss says "you don't really need to retype that" and I say, do you want people sinning for their last paycheck tho 4. This is only SOME of the unnecessary folders I pulled out of storage.
Overheard in the thrift shop: "SHE got the figure from the general journal, ptuh! -i- got it from the MINUTES" [everyone clucks]
So based on the spacing of these tracks I don't think cow. Is it possible this is moose? (My hands are big. I have never seen a deer track even REMOTELY this size)
This lady called again and said there was standing water in her hole and could we blow it out (with a compressor). These are the phone calls I will miss
I got either one or two hours of sleep total last night, not sure. But I did finish my puzzle
"Do you want to be part of my faith-based business directory special issue focused on families" no thank you i would prefer to expire
Still waking up and saw this and thought it said "chicago is scary" and was like, well, they have a point
For those who are interested in this kind of thing, these are CT Aldi prices and this is an average fill-in-the-gaps shop (i.e. no meat; not stocking up on anything). my grocery spend last month (which included stocking up on sale olive oil & ground beef) was about 280
I guess the perks of what feels like complete societal collapse on top of winter and my hormones is that I simply do not have any energy left to care that like 6 reconciled transactions got deleted because someone was "cleaning up" You do you, and you fix it I'm going for a walk
It's almost like people don't have an accurate gauge on what adult life was like when they were children!
Indian food and beer and puzzles and laughing has been a good antidote to [waves hands] everything