Thing that helps me make sandwiches

Intelligent predator

Little monster 🐱

Vicious raccoon on my stairs 😱

When I'm trying to navigate to a government website and accidentally type the address as ".gob"

I found a meerkat in my kitchen 🐹

Society if all chocolate was replaced with black sesame-flavored sweets instead

Little sisters are so annoying 🙄

Rocky's first words being the Dies Irae is like the film score's composer turning to the camera and making this face

Spotify broke into my house and called me a fucking loser

Now We're Talking

Baked pink lemonade bars 🩷🍋

Clown house 🐱🤡

Bedbug

Salami lover

Men need to start wearing shit like this to the Met Gala

How does your fuzz do that

We tried to replicate the energy of these photos

"I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one."

She's stimmingggg

Government-contracted software developers when you ask them why the software they built for you isn't functioning

POV you are a lap and JoJo is kneading you

I love seeing this disclaimer everywhere now

Yes! The tiger is out 🐯

Looking up from my desk to hear the weirdest noises outside our apartmenr... Just the local feral turkey flock 🦃

The Epilogue of my trans #MGS #bosselot / #ocelhira fic is up❗ FOXHOUND, 1994 A rebirth... and a reunion 🔫🐆 Please enjoy the finale of my 2.5 year project 🙇‍♂️ archiveofourown.org/works/58896817…

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Chapter 12 of my #MGS #bosselot / #ocelhira fic from the POV of Trans Ocelot is up! Secrets can only be kept from yourself for so long. Two sets of souls find solace in their mutual longing. Minds rupture while loyalties are spun on their heads... 🔫🐆 archiveofourown.org/works/588968...

Tolerating her annoying little sister

Stopped at the Creationism museum off the interstate for some free childhood flashbacks