Inflatable Plant
@inflatableplant
Mathematician. Programmer. Databases. Chronic Illness, Mold, video games "Western" Sydney. Penrith Greens. Was same name on the other platform
Fuck me, "due diligence" in ensuring you're not breaking sanctions or dealing with bastards is "ask the computer" to do it, instead of having people who might fucken know shit professionally
These two are busy trying to slapfight at the best of times, I'm sure there's a plan here...
This is Jasper, we're fostering him after his owner couldn't look after him and our neighbour was struggling to look after him with 3 other cats. He's skin and bones, but scoffing food and demanding belly and chin rubs. Loves to flop
I loved this article, entirely speaking to the Libs, including these two whose comments are astoundingly wealthy: www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...
This entirely normal man wants you to think more about the genitals of children. This is fine.
This map helps, the Brits kinda have got with the program for the sake of sanity
I wanna fuck you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside I wanna fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God You can have my isolation You can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith You can have my everything
Make sure your black cats are OK the day after Halloween, some of them may have had their dye run out from helping witches too much
You deserve it! You'll knock people over out there today, so jealous of your style, as cute as this fur sausage
"Ohho, the Russians are so clever they have nuclear powered torpedos" serious man claims from a dead link with screenshots from another story. I'd love to know more about those torps, from a logic and speed side, I'd stop laughing after a day
"Russia is massing weapons in Russia!" Entirely serious person exclaims. Russia massing weapons in Togo, now that's a story
What the fuck is this @australiainstitute.org.au ? George Williams wanted to sack around 400 staff at WSU before being stopped by the NTEU, and was responsible for sacking around 500 at UNSW australiainstitute.org.au/store/aiming...
This street rescue one is such a lovely sooky boi, facerubs and everything, he learned the facerubs on the street clearly
Brushing that tail for the summer probably creates tumbleweeds at your place! Got a small furnado going here now
Here's the 2056 map, I've highlighted in red where the poors are, and the blue where the middle class is, hope that helps! Here's a ABS map of that even! experience.arcgis.com/experience/3...
Farking hell ABC, the boomers and recalcitrant Xers have had enough fellatio from you, do they need any more neoliberal waffling?
I need this at all times to figure out what cheese is needed in what situation for ensnare people with delicious cheeses
Great stuff @adammorton.bsky.social you're in this hilarious pro-ALP piece, where: > everyone has to understand where 10,000s of jobs will go, what energy transitions do to investment returns and tax revenue, as well as our energy security relationships with importers like Japan and South Korea.
This piece is amazing: > A worker currently getting super contributions of $25,000 (11.5%....) > A retired MP earning $300K a year from super > A retired Farmer whose kids rent the farm from his SMSF as a tax dodge, $120k a year Working class citizens, amazing www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...