Elizabeth Smith
@instantsunrise
elizabeth | 30’s | she/her | former film student and also a lesbian.
They’re harvesting the midichlorinians from clone babies and pumping them into the atmosphere! This shit is next level!
“You’re just using the fact that you’re a trans woman as a shield against criticism!” The shield in question:
“Ugh, I hate all these weirdly specific connectors, why can’t we just have a universal connector.” The monkey’s paw curls ominously.
A disappointing Star Wars movie that’s just a handful of episodes mashed together with Rotta the Hutt at the scene of the crime. It’s like poetry, it rhymes.
I’m watching this video right now and I’m wondering how many of these people are gonna be mentioned.
Not many people know this, but Microsoft modeled the intellimouse explorer based off Steve Ballmer’s shirt in the famous “Developers” chant
Funniest mistranslation I’ve seen is in the inuyasha manga where “Yankii” which means “delinquent youth” was mistranslated as “Yankee” as in “American.” Because it still works.
A Supreme Court Justice is saying that it’s not anti-trans discrimination to only ban trans women since they’re not banning ALL trans people. But tell me again how “we’re all f*gg*ts in the eyes of the state.”
Look at all that low background steel…. I bet you could make so many Geiger counters out of that.
what i made linkedin style inspirational quotes of various ceos but i made it about things they’ve actually said.
Art has fallen off so much these days. Oh sure let me just draw the Home Depot guy’s son in a blue suit. Give me $12.4 million dollars please. Give me a break.
I’m seeing rumors that “Bubba” was the name of a horse, and people saying that would make trump our first horsefucker president. I’m sorry to tell you that is unfortunately not true. Ronald “Mr. Hands” Reagan did it first.
Pictured: Andrew Cuomo fleeing New York after Mamdani wins the election
There is an intersection between the recent trend of trans girls painting themselves primary colors and the earlier puppygirl trend, and I think you’re gonna like it.
BREAKING: Parisian Police have released photos of the suspected thief behind the Louvre Museum robbery along with an unknown accomplice.
This might as well be the reason so many fandoms end up dominated by the exact same sad white boi m/m pairings.
After being drummed out of Starfleet due to his participation in the Khitomer conspiracy, Joseph Sysco would go on to standardize replicator menus across the federation. Which is why every restaurant in the federation serves the same replicated frozen mozzarella sticks.
If your non-binary “activism” has you being buddy-buddy with Oprah, then it’s safe to say that any critique you make is completely toothless.
Trans woman: “hey you’re spreading misinformation about JK Rowling’s terf arc.” Tbro: “oh my god stop playing oppression Olympics”