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Toast@invincibletoast· Jul 10

NYT jumped the shark a long time ago but come on

Toast@invincibletoast· Jul 10

Texas come on fellas

Toast@invincibletoast· Jul 7

Democrats look stupid because they didn’t listen to the Left example fiftyleven

Toast@invincibletoast· Jun 8

Stupidest use case for ai

Clip from apple iOS 27 preview page, proudly showing Apple AI summarizing a two sentence text message

Toast@invincibletoast· May 25

Oh ok cool

Toast@invincibletoast· May 18

Are we finally getting the message across

Toast@invincibletoast· May 6

Enhance

Toast@invincibletoast· Mar 13

Are you shitting my dick

Toast@invincibletoast· Feb 23

This should be flipped. Broadly, I think you should be able to build on land you own. But in a scheme where non landowners can block new builds, then a more expensive complaint forces you to have lots of people opposed to the build. Not a perfect fix, but better than nothing #housing #ca

Toast@invincibletoast· Feb 7

Look at this dog!

Smiling Great Pyrenees on a 64 degree Saturday morning in February

Toast@invincibletoast· Feb 5

Whole lotta people wanna talk about firebombing a Walmart, ain’t nobody wanna lift these heavy ass weights (get involved in their community and local government). imagez.tmz.com/image/ab/4by...

Ronnie Coleman said it best—everyone wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift heavy ass weights.

Toast@invincibletoast· Feb 3

Chuck, go sit on the beach

Toast@invincibletoast· Jan 27

Ah yes, brilliant strategy, Donald. “Don’t look at the authoritarian injustice over here. Instead look at the bifurcated economy that’s terrible for anyone outside the top, all propped up by an AI bubble that may burst at any moment.” Genius.

Toast@invincibletoast· Jan 18

Just saying.

Bills lineman holds a broncos pass rusher in his own end zone. The penalty was not called.

Toast@invincibletoast· Dec 30

My preference for warm climates outweighs my political leanings, apparently.

Toast@invincibletoast· Dec 4

Good god that’s not what an accretion disk is IT HASNT GONE INTO THE BLACK HOLE ITS JUST MATTER ORBITING AT EXTREMELY HIGH SPEEDS AND TEMPERATURES FAAAAAAAACK WE CAN EXPLAIN THE LIGHT AROUND BLACK HOLES VERY EASILY

Toast@invincibletoast· Nov 26

Why did her editors continue to let her write like she was 14?

Toast@invincibletoast· Oct 30

Fascists stay looking pretty dweeby.

Toast@invincibletoast· Sep 19

How do you not give this dog all the table scraps. LOOK AT HIM!

Toast@invincibletoast· Aug 22

Do the… do the White House officials know who the President is??? (Re: Laura Loomer) www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/edit...

Toast@invincibletoast· Aug 17

Ay bruv Scott Snyder’s Absolute Batman has really been killing it. Also enjoying Murewa Ayodele’s Storm (2024) and Kieron Gillen’s Power Fantasy. (Shoutout Caspar Wijngaard’s art too.) I liked the book Piranesi. Also hey did you listen to GNX? How about the new Clipse album? You like margaritas?

Toast@invincibletoast· Aug 8

Toast@invincibletoast· Aug 1

Academically I can respect a difference of opinion, but I didn’t read anything in this article that amounts to more than the Arrested Development meme. Perhaps her book makes a better argument. i.imgflip.com/3gwdow.png

Toast@invincibletoast· Jul 25

Close enough

Toast@invincibletoast· Jul 22

Alexandra @petridishes.bsky.social knows comedy www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Toast@invincibletoast· Jul 16

God prefers adjudicated rapists to church-going girl dads, apparently. I think we need some new scriptures to account for this knowledge.

Toast@invincibletoast· Jun 30

Please, everyone, don’t fall for cute animal routines.

Toast@invincibletoast· Jun 17

The holy grail

Toast@invincibletoast· Jun 14

Toast@invincibletoast· Jun 2

Sending support from Texas