The updated lyrics to Only Fools and Horses are coming along nicely

Is that glass somehow levitating?

Oh, I’ve got that one sorted

This mornings Latte art. Getting better, but still a bit shit

This was as we were approaching Llandudno yesterday

Football, football, Ra Ra Ra

Adder spotted on Pwllheli golf course. Probably having a better round than me

Today’s installation was ably assisted by this little sweetheart. Very well behaved,but did demand a play with her squeaky duck occasionally

Two cat flaps sorted for these two gorgeous rescues in Tarvin. Watched me all the way with minimal criticism

Well they were just as good as I thought they might be. Not sure I can justify £14 a week on coffee beans though

Trying it on your recommendation and have to say…👍

Do I have to do everything round here? #Roolz

Face like a smacked arse because he had to go in the shower

FFS!!! Absolutely honking with cow shite now

The names Pusher…Putney Pusher

Do we get to wear costumes?

And the smashing headwear she’s now so famous for wearing

Love a bit of Luther me Also…what!?

The whole house was yes. I’ll have to dig up some before and after and post them on here Garden now looks like:

Cheers. Originally like this when we moved in 6 years ago

I can’t be any more in the garden

“What’s that white foam on the olive tree?” “Dunno, I’ll spray it with this obviously lethal to olive tree stuff” “Will it be ok?” “Errr, yeh!” *reader, it was not ok

Looks like poor Ruthybeth doesn’t like Royden then, whoever the fuck it is Anyone have a clue what sort of an account it is?

Normally just a guitar. You did mean Terry Callier didn’t you?

Different Thingwall then

I got round mine by binning all the cheap shite ones and buying a load of these. Expensive at first but we’ve had them at least 15 years and they’re still like new. All labels for jars etc have to be facing the front is mine now