Irrational Robot

@irrationalrobot

Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, late career law student, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff. Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired

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Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· 16d

I thought about Ruby Vroom, but this one was a little more polished.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· 26d

He's surrounded by craven yes men (having fired some of the yes women). What _they_ think doesn't matter because _he_ ignored Biggie's rule quotefancy.com/media/wallpa...

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jul 10

Holy cheese whiz Don Martin character looking goon

Old man squatting halfway with a grotesquely disfigured elbow

Don Martin illustration of a doctor yo-yoing. His elbow is grossly misproportioned, but not as badly as the weirdo in the first picture

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jul 7

From the ESPN summary:

Benge reached on infield single to pitcher, Ewing scored on throwing error by P Lugo, Bichette scored on throwing error by 1B Caglianone and Benge scored on throwing error by 3B Loftin.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jul 3

The clipping on the picture had me confused. :-)

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jul 1

A Google score bug says: 2-2

While Google AI says: Senegal defeated Belgium 2-0 in the 2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 32 at Seattle Stadium. Habib Diarra opened the scoring in the 25th minute, and Ismaila Sarr doubled the lead in the 51st minute. Senegal advances to the Round of 16 to face either the United States or Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jun 30

Costa Coffee Jaffa Frappe in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jun 20

Best brewery in DC? (Sent from the Red Bear)

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jun 19

Heck yes! #Juneteenth panel at @acslaw.bsky.social national convention! Super excited to see this panel!

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jun 17

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· May 26

Vincent Price as "Egghead" in the 1966 Batman series. Holding an egg.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· May 15

"Our Boeings" is a really weird turn off phrase.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· May 10

Beach experiences gravity in her own way. A bagel colored cat upside down on a shelf of a cat tower.

From bottom to top: Gravy is a large gray cat. Cheeto is a small orange girl. Beach is a small bagel colored cat. They are sharing a small chair.

Beach wakes me up by sitting on the power button of the Bluetooth speaker in my room.

Gravy is a very respectable gentleman, sitting upright here with his paws (look at all those polydactyl toes!) crossed in front of him.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· May 4

Commander in Chief of United States military successfully removes drawer latches from bathroom drawers

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· May 4

If you can see this, post a concert photo you took. (Horsegirl)

The band Horsegirl. Two women playing guitar and singing into microphones while a third woman plays drums behind them. Randomly, a vocalist from Godcaster is walking around between them with a microphone.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Apr 21

Leaving 13 people injured.

MEXICO CITY - An armed man standing atop one of the historic Teotihuacan pyramids opened fire on tourists Monday, killing one Canadian and leaving at least 13 people injured at the archaeological site north of Mexico's capital, authorities said.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Apr 11

QuikTrip, a convenience store chain that GOES HARD with their coffee fountain options...

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Apr 6

Note that the route "includes stairs"

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Apr 6

Damned good movie.

Robert Mitchum showing the LOVE tattoo on his right hand, the HATE tattoo barely visible in the background

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Apr 5

Back for Goon That's what this says, right?

7. "Reign of the Supermen" item in a listicle, with a picture of the cover. "BACK FOR GOOD!" is the text on the comic cover, but the bottom of the letter D is obscured by a Green Lantern fly by, making it look like a large, lower case N

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Mar 25

QuikTrip coffee machine is Extra

Pub-style taphandles labeled:
Cold brew awesomeness
Nitro Cold Brew
Iced Caramel Latte
Iced Mocha Latte
Skinny Vanilla Latte iced
Iced Vanilla Latte

Pub-style taphandles labeled
Vanilla Latte
Caramel Latte
Mocha Latte
Vanilla Latte
Skinny Vanilla Latte hot
Hot Chocolate
Vanilla Latte hot

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Mar 18

You know, actual post-it notes don't have this problem.

Screenshot of the Windows "Sticky Notes" app, with the text "Sticky Notes needs an update. We are getting the update ready for you..." and a progress bar

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Mar 18

Graphic design is their passion

Donald Trump standing in front of the word "Bleak" with a subtitle "the true origins of COVID 19"

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Mar 16

You ever wonder who's the academy? L'ETAT C'EST MOI

Blonde woman who is the president of the motion picture academy speaking at the Academy Awards

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Mar 11

From the WSJ article..!

Deep in conversation, Trump peered over the Resolute Desk at their feet, Vance recalled during an event later that day celebrating Kennedy Center honoree Sylvester Stallone. "Marco, JD, you guys have s-y shoes," Trump declared before retrieving a catalog. A third politician was in the room-Vance didn't name him-and Trump asked each person for their size. Rubio said 11.5, Vance 13. The third man said 7, according to Vance.

"The president kind of leans back in his chair and says, 'You know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size,' " Vance said.

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Mar 9

#gravityfalls

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Feb 17

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. (This is Candy, she's a neighborhood cat that hangs out at Project 9 brewing)

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jan 21

The AMC Theaters app has this presale page for the Melania documentary. Pay attention to the "movie stills," this is honestly pretty amusing. :-)

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jan 15

Sent this to my daughter in Whatsapp (we were taking about this last night) and almost immediately...

Whatsapp screenshot of the picture of the "three dollar meal." Response says "Next time we make a Costco trip could we stock up on one other thing? I've been really missing having it around the house."

Irrational Robot@irrationalrobot· Jan 13

I really love hating Aaron Rogers. Let's see his career end like this.