DID YOU KNOW that there's a church in Mexico where they worship No Jacket Required era Phil Collins and have a big animatronic statue of him dancing about slowly in his pants to 'One More Night'.

Has there ever been an album cover that better captures that feeling when you're in a park and have a sudden need to do a shite but you can see from where you're standing that there's a padlock on the door of the toilets?

This from today's Telegraph, the right wing press encouraging my dad's delusions about having a dog in the 1950s that trotted back home from its wanderings and when my dad asked it where it had been it looked at it him and said "Been down the river."

Check out the quintessentially 1970s boats on this feral looking rabble. Come and have a praise if you think you're hard enough!

See also - the dog that looks like Harrison Ford.

Jimmy Nail's lugubrious reaction to dropping to number 18.

Steve Coogan preparing for his role in Joker: Folie a Deux.

Going full circle to look exactly like this again.

Just for you for the spooky season, this terrifying visual recreation of the Blue Bell Hill hag. This apparition struck terror into the hearts of Kentish nighttime motorists in the 90s by looking like Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances doing an impression of Morrissey on Top Of The Pops.

I thought Killers Of The Flower Moon was excellent although my stomach suddenly started making embarrassing noises at the two hour mark, sorry Curzon Soho filmgoers. Normally that would have been fine but this is late period Scorsese so there was about another year still to go.

Sorry I'm late for work, I got on a 'woke train' and instead of the advertised destination it insisted on going halfway up the country and ramming into the statue of a slave owner first.

Here is my mood. Alright, cheers.

Repost a pic of the very first video game you remember playing. The Bruce Lee game with its inexplicably green sumo wrestler opponents who made intermittent mooing noises.

Once again the BBC have rejected my Doctor Who script where the Doctor goes back to the 1870s to prove that young serial killer Jesse Pomeroy aka 'The Boston Boy Fiend' was in fact a time travelling Robbie Williams.

This old photo of me and my dad is mint. Obviously no memory of it but look at us. Looks like we're a barbershop duo coming to the end of a song.

Do you know what I mean when I say this pylon is your dad's bald mate Brian who says stuff like "I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright naowwwwwwwwwwwwwww"?

The story says it was a stage prop. The BBC really hanging the Skegness tourist board out to dry here. Could have been anywhere he was touring but how many people have just cancelled a trip there thinking the streets of Skegness are lousy with rogue mooses, hellbent on impaling hither and thither.

"We hope you have as much fun listening to this album as we had making it."