Got asked if I’m on tv by a random man at the gym and sent a picture to college friends and this guy responds like this

Sometimes going to a coworker’s birthday party where there’s make your own worms in dirt and a beyblade arena is what your soul needs

You see a girl with this in her left pocket do you run, hide, or prepare to fight for your life

I actually don’t have to organize and pick up my cards if it’s aesthetic

Chat was this a good week?

Here’s my decklist! I went a nice 2-3 drop to see a concert but the deck felt fun!

If I can be perfectly honest and real here, please please please please please please please. Just put her in your sb if you’re going to play me because I will get too distracted and punt

Y’all already know that I’m on that defense curl roll out type shit

Yea my mental health has been so good and normal this past year, I definitely haven’t had many breakups and breakdowns what would give you that impression???

Real snow day BoH hours thank you to every FoH girlie who makes me a little special drink because we share the same whimsy

Mull to three on the play vs eldrazi

About to play 9 rounds of magic with one of the most fun decks out there! Good luck to all of the Jeskai gamers

The perfect sweetest cat has discovered the joy of lap time

More of an actual post for @nrgseries.bsky.social $10k Got third with such an incredibly fun deck to play! Got my first feature match!!! And got to meet so many wonderful people while catching up with an old friend!!!! Jeskai blink is an insane deck I felt like I was in the driver’s seat every game

Big am I cute moment here

A selection of cute August’s (and Acadia) from my weekend

I still haven’t figured that out yet but I love my 3/3 golem

I usually just do vibes based sbing and this started as a typical guide and then became a stream of loose thoughts

Took down my local stores RCQ with Jeskai weapons!! Torpor orb over performed as a sb card and Chandra did so well I almost want to play her main deck, I emblemed her twice!! Gleaming geardrake was also a standout card, I won a few games by just tutoring for phantom train and saccing my board

Hear me out

Reading the Noah Rabin google doc apology like

The face of a girl who’s the best line cook to ever do it

Girls will literally just get their hair cut and the demand compliments from the internet, it’s me, I’m girls

Pride’s great, I started drinking at 10am went to bed at 3am. Saw so many gay people, got pictures with hot moms because of the power of cool hat and only had one dysphoria fueled cry in the shower

Me when the kitties fight

Correction the mid price is around $70 with someone paying almost double that