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@itellyouwhat

Queer mess of a Mexican-American writer. Absolute sicko about pro-wrestling (AEW🤼) Fond of the weird. Fuck ICE, AI, and transphobes.

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eduardo@itellyouwhat· 27d

Ate a pequin from my plant this morning. It was surprisingly juicy with a really nice mild spice. Salsa can't come soon enough!

Ripe pequin pepper still on the plant with hand in the background

eduardo@itellyouwhat· 29d

Presented without explanation. grids.fun/t/all-about-...

Fav AEW Wrestler (M): Brody King
Fav AEW Wrestler (F): Willow Nightingale
Fav ROH Wrestler (M): Lee Moriarty
Fav ROH Wrestler (F): Athena
Fav Champion: Thekla
Least Fav AEW Wrestler (M): Jay Lethal
Least Fav AEW Wrestler (F): Britt Baker
Least Fav ROH Wrestler (M): Sammy Guevara
Least Fav ROH Wrestler (F): Left Blank
Least Fav Champion: Deonna Purrazo
Fav Non-Wrestler: Prince Nana
Fav Theme Song: Mistico
Fav Finishing Move: Megan Bayne
Used to Like, Now Dislike: Max Caster
Used to Dislike, Now Like: Harley Cameron
Overrated: Anthony Bowens
Underrated: Queen Aminata
Overhated: Darby Allin
Needs a push: Persephone
Needs to leave: Daddy Ass
Best Promo: MJF
Favorite Tag Team Wrestler #1: Shelton Benjamin
Favorite Tag Team Wrestler #2: Bobby Lashley
Dream Match Wrestler #1: Thekla
Dream Match Wrestler #2: Hangman Adam Page

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jul 12

#AEWCollision

"The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering"
*Minutes later*
OMG IT'S WILLOW NIGHTINGALE

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jul 12

"Verify your age" One day while watching The Simple Life I put one of these up my nose and squeezed my nostrils until it popped.

Cool Mint Ice Breakers Liquid Ice instant breath fresheners.

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jul 12

"YOU MAY BE SHOOTING BLANKS NOW BUT I'M PISSING ROUNDUP ON YOUR TULIPS BITCH" - Thekla, presumably #AEWCollision

AEW wrestler Thekla wearing a white jacket and holding a mic

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jul 6

England what are these microphones

BBC sports announcer speaking into a strange microphone

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jul 4

Got my husband a camera and he's been having fun taking cool photos.

Man with a mullet and eyebrow slit flipping off the camera

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 26

No half measures.

Total Agape Healing and Deliverance Ministries

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 20

Same. The only thought I remember was "damn this city is built like a GTA world where the map is small and all the important buildings are right next to each other"

Eduardo in 2013 standing in front of the reflecting pool in D.C. pointing at it with an open mouthed "Can you believe this shit" face. He is wearing a Doctor Who shirt

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 18

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 13

CW: Large spider Found this beautiful dark fishing spider just chilling on our porch!

dark fishing spider (Dolomedes tenebrosus) on a brick wall

Dark fishing spider on brick wall with hand for scale.

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 11

I'm American but have had a longstanding fascination with British people putting them on toast and baked potatoes. I found a box of them on clearance at Costco and have been making stuff like beans on toast.

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 11

A fantastic evening to the best dressed person in the audience! STOP DATA CENTERS

tommaso ciampa and tony schiavone standing in the ring. In the audience a person is wearing a shirt saying STOP DATA CENTERS.

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 4

He's done this recipe for the Today Show so I'll share it in case someone wants to make it. It's spectacular! note: I doubled everything and subbed Chihuahua cheese for queso fresco we had in the fridge and immersion blended it at the end. Support Rick! chefrickmartinez.substack.com

CHIPOTLES EN CREMA

Chipotles in adobo, crema, and queso Chihuahua

Oops, I left the butter bubbling on the stove and it browned. But that happy accident made this creamy, tangy, smoky salsa even better. (The brown butter's nutty notes + chipotle smoke sinful good.) Think of it as.. queso light. I use evaporated milk, a common pantry ingredient in Mexico, because I love its concentrated milk flavor. This is unapologetically dairy-forward, and I'm so delighted with the results. The six chipotles in adobo go hard; this is not a subtle sauce. But it's comforting and complex enough to top enchiladas, chiles rellenos, or Flautas/Taquitos Ahogadas (page 260).

MAKES 1½ CUPS

2 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 oz/28 g)

chipotle chiles in adobo, chopped

1 garlic clove, finely grated

¼ cup evaporated milk or whole milk

cup crema, crème fraîche, or sour cream

oz (113 g) queso Chihuahua or Monterey Jack cheese, grated

Diamond Crystal kosher salt (optional)

1. In a medium saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat, swirling occasionally, until the milk solids have browned and smell like toasted nuts, 1 to 2 minutes.

2. Add the chipotles and garlic and cook, stirring occasionally, until the garlic begins to brown, 1 to 2 minutes.

3. Add the evaporated milk and crema, bring to a boil, and cook for 1 minute. Add the cheese, remove from the heat, and stir until completely melted. Taste and season with salt if desired.

Do ahead: The salsa can be made up to 5 days ahead. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator.

SERVING SUGGESTIONS

El Pepito (Steak Sandwich, page 247), burritos, Chilaquiles (page 239), hard- shell tacos, tacos dorados, refried beans, Tostadas (page 113), rice, enchilada sauce, chiles rellenos, over boring steamed vegetables or plain, cooked chicken breasts. Or stir into pasta for easy mac and cheese.

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 4

I made nopalitos con chipotles en crema for lunch. The chipotle crema came from Rick Martinez's SALSA DADDY. Think spicy creamy almost queso dip that's so good you could drink it out the saucepan.

Two bowls containing a reddish-orange sauce with cut up pieces of cactus paddles poking through the top. One bowl has a piece of bread sticking out the top. There is also a small ramekin containing slices of cucumber off to the side.

eduardo@itellyouwhat· Jun 3

I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much.

Car in front of truck with giant sign saying suck my

Back of truck saying suckmyguttersclean.com underneath it says No mess. No risk. No death!

eduardo@itellyouwhat· May 30

post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL June

green toy shovel with a sticker on it reading I'M A SHOVEL

eduardo@itellyouwhat· May 28

Yes Dear and it's not even close.

eduardo@itellyouwhat· May 27

This mf just learned about capillary action. Some of my peppers were stunted bc they weren't draining too well so I stuck a piece of shirt fabric in their drainage holes and they've been steadily dripping ever since and the plants look noticeably happier!

A cut piece of shirt fabric sticking out of a planter pot's drainage hole. There is a drop of water about to fall from it's tip.

eduardo@itellyouwhat· May 27

Obsessed with my chile pequin plant lately. It's my first capsicum annuum so I've been taking a lot of pictures of its beautiful fuzzy stems and leaves. It's been loving the rain we've been getting though I'm sure it appreciated getting sun all morning/afternoon.