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Zae@itmezae· Apr 29

More like cool-me-sac

Eustace from coward the cowardly dog being grumpy with his hands on his hips

Zae@itmezae· Apr 27

My "this is not a brothel there are no prostitutes at this address" sign is raising a lot questions answered by the sign

A blue sign with white text that says this is not a brothel there are no prostitutes at this address

Zae@itmezae· Apr 19

Long green boots adorned with the head and arms of the green teletubby

Zae@itmezae· Apr 19

thought this said something very different

Zae@itmezae· Apr 17

A momma tabby cat laying under a vehicle next to two babies, one Calico and one also tabby

Zae@itmezae· Apr 17

WHY IS HE HERE

Zae@itmezae· Apr 17

Pathfinder 2nd edition necromancer. She has dark skin, long dreadlocks, a billowing, black gown with a thigh slit and intricate metal armor on her right arm. She's holding a scythe made of many bones fused together.

Zae@itmezae· Apr 12

Gotta be this for me. Love how the name sounds and feels to day, art is cool, flavor text hits different 👌

Cavalcade of Calamity {1}{R}

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control with power 1 or less attacks, this enchantment deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.

Let the Dimir worry about witnesses. For the Rakdos, screams count as applause.

Zae@itmezae· Apr 11

Here's what it looks like btw

A rainbow walkway located in Lummus Park in Miami Beach, comprised of 3,606 pavers reclaimed from the original rainbow sidewalk that was a memorial to the Pulse Nightclub mass shooting that DeSantis had destroyed in late October 2025.

Zae@itmezae· Apr 10

Digimon checkpoint! Show me your favorite Digimon! Anyone who knows me knows it's this lil goober

The Digimon pomumon, who has the appearance of a dragon fruit bird

Zae@itmezae· Apr 6

If you see this, you are implored to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

What is your gender?
Please select one.
Male
Female (which is highlighted green)
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle

Zae@itmezae· Apr 6

In case any of you wanted to know ow what the inside of the cupcakes look like

Cross section of a homemade cupcake with purple frosting and those crunchy spheres

Zae@itmezae· Apr 5

Gabumon also died for our sins

Gabumon strapped to a wooden cross. This is an actual scene from the adventure remake that happened in 2020.

Zae@itmezae· Apr 4

My decoration skills aren't anything to write home about but

Several cupcakes with blue and purple frosting, some are on a plate and the rest on a three tiered tower thingy

Zae@itmezae· Apr 3

As promised, here's y'alls treat

Two blue cupcakes tins with freshly baked cupcakes in em cooling

Zae@itmezae· Apr 3

Gaomon from digimon which looks like a bipedal blue Akita dog with a red headband and red boxing gloves

Zae@itmezae· Apr 1

Screenshot from r/AskReddit
Post by u/PreOpTransCentaur

You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?

Response from phil8248
I'd like to have sex done more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting.

Response to that post by somethingobscyr
I also choose this guy's dead wife.

Zae@itmezae· Apr 1

This is your me mandated interact with zae time

Bored?
Post this and let your followers ask you anything in the comments.

a humanoid with big, long flowing goopy purple hair, with glowing blue eyes including extra ones on the cheek, arm, legs and one on the two big, purple wings. sharp nails on hands and clawed feet. wearing a purple top with a dark jacket that has a rubber duck and pomumon pin on it, and dark pants.

Zae@itmezae· Mar 31

Zae@itmezae· Mar 31

Jack Black as Steve in the Minecraft movie during the lava chicken song scene

Zae@itmezae· Mar 30

Possible long shot but does anyone know where this image is from originally? Reverse image searching has lead nowhere.

An Asian man with short brown hair and a teal button up shirt and brown pants running while looking back with text st the bottom saying "why are there dinosaurs?!"

Zae@itmezae· Mar 30

Two Egyptian geese walking across a neighborhood road

Zae@itmezae· Mar 29

Idk who this is, some uma nerd tell me if this fits s.umapoi.moe/fYdg5K

My uma personality is yaeno muteki
Extraversion triangle
Conscientiousness circle
Openness circle
Agreeableness triangle
Emotional stability
Autism spectrum 4

Zae@itmezae· Mar 29

Zae@itmezae· Mar 29

Yeah it's so funny, ESPECIALLY if they have one big goober. For record, this is my favorite for orzhov

Inkshield {3}{W}{B}

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Zae@itmezae· Mar 29

May I introduce to you my favorite way to not die in boros?

Deflecting Palm {R}{W}

Instant

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source’s controller.

Zae@itmezae· Mar 28

Like half of this is wrong 😔 poomang.com/en/t/yandere...

Bokodere
Appearance blunt tone, showing a violent and aggressive side
8nner mind hiding deep affecti9n and feelings for your crush
Behavior can't be honest, so you throw a punch when shy
Traits holding a sad, hidden past that you can't tell anyone

Zae@itmezae· Mar 27

Yoinked

Mustard: you have correct takes on literally anything
Sepia: you think you're soooo funny don't you? well you are
Tangerine: you are Strange and off-putting (positive)
Cider: we're not very close but I appreciate your presence
Raspberry: I want to be your friend🥺
Burgandy: I'm in love with you /platonic
Rose: I'm in love with you /romantic
Flamingo: I want to study you
Lavender: BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU
Grape: I want to be your pet
Sky: you seem like you had a hard time in high school
Sapphire: can we kiss
Moss: your taste in fictional characters is questionable but I respect it
Emerald: I'm really glad we're friends!!!
Rainbow: we should have gay sex I'm being serious.
Void: idek how we became mutuals but I'm ride or die at this point

Zae@itmezae· Mar 26

WHOLW

Zae@itmezae· Mar 25

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