I’ve got a Burger King.

“I don’t believe it!” #TOTP

BABY JOEL

Seeing a lot of “The Falkland Islands are ours!” type bollocks today.

Check me.

Please, enjoy my George Michaels apron.

Just found this in my phone. I know this is from Christmas, but I know they’ll be watching.

Incorrect.

Afternoon.

STRAY CAT IS IN THE LIVING ROOM.

What a fucking pair.

FKH flag at the game.

Timeline cleanse.

Got my England shirt on for the first time this tournament, so you can blame me.

Watching Nadine.

Remember when I was in Bros? #TOTP

I can’t imagine ever being this satisfied with myself.

I’m watching a video that someone has made for ‘Keep On Pumpin’ It’ by Visionmasters featuring Kylie. It’s all old school raves and people are off their fucking tits, it’s great. This girl is my favourite. Some of these people will be grandparents. The whole video is here. youtu.be/-_q4X_OryIo?...

I got pissed last night and made myself a beard out of fur that I brushed off Archie, and I fear I look like Vic Reeves being DLT.

I love when he falls asleep on my shoes. And yes, they are the Homer Simpson adidas. Hello girls.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Hedgehog is here and he’s eating Stray Cat’s kibble.

I came home after one (one) night away and they had four (four) different babysitters.

Robert Plant in the studios of Sunday Brunch, West London, with a massive doyle, 2013.

New Boro kits absolute toss.

You’re just asking for trouble naming your pub this.

Ha ha ha ha

Good boys.

Nice to see Andrew Ridgeley at the football.