It’s Just Semenantics
@itsjustsemenantics
VERY GAY/NSFW 18+ 🏳️🌈 🔞 Dorky n’ sweet goober of a piggy Brooklyn faguette who grew up on John Waters & haunted houses. Chock full of Dad Jokes, Dad Strokes, and Dad Pokes for all Dad’s Blokes 🐷 I smirk a lot 📍Brooklyn
Been horny allllllll weekend long and still goin’ strong 🐷
Just got back home 🏠 And would like to bone 🍆 But it’s so gosh darn smoky out 💨 So here I am in my phone 📱 Gettin’ in the Rush zone 😵💫 Strokin’ till my wiener shouts 💦
You know time it is, kids… I just had sex! Hooooooooooray 🎉
Stayed home from work cause I’m not feelin’ great Send nudes or shamelessly flirt to help the healing begin 🙏🍆
Anyone wanna watch a movie with Dad this Fat Cock Friday? #FCF #FatCockFriday
Good morning, friends! I’m headed to a big homo pool party later on today? What are y’all up to?
Listening to Confessions II for the umpteenth time and, baby, I feel so FULL
It’s hot out there—better find a way to stay hydrated this Fat Cock Friday 💦
Mooning Monday or Monochrome Monday. Make Out With My Butt Monday works, too.
Up far too early this Sunday morning ☀️ Needless to say (but sayin’ it anyway!) it would be far preferable if one of y’all gave me a reason to stay in bed 😈
Which of my Blooskies is gonna introduce themselves by making out with me at Folsom this weekend?
A pleasurably perverted Fat Cock Friday to you all! 🍆
