"GodDAMMIT, I wanted to support the new Harry Potter show because I'm a transphobe but NOW I CAN'T because I'm also a racist"

"Alo-hai, Mark"

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Me: Hey Google please turn off all your shitty AI integrations Google:

What is she going to do in the movie? Is Bond gonna use her face as a shovel?

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Awww 😟

For me it's because of moments like this

Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe

Way to bring it home Pierre you fucking loser hahahahaha

"We finished building the new Go station, boss. What should we name it?" "I don't care, something normal." "You got it"

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

Spying on the US government's top secret military plans like

Bringing this energy into 2025

"There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day."