Scarlet El Vandimion ✨
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Same girl, different app.
@carrdiganbutton.blacksky.app ran across this gem again and it’s never not funny. What even happened?! 😭😭😭
Had to share bc I came across this and was cackling for a smooth 15 minutes. Just rewatching. 😭😭😭
absolutely not! Crutches are torture! I got a scooter tho. So much easier! Especially since I have a dog I have to take out. 😂 And thank you! ☺️
In other news… I broke my foot at my friends bday party because my drunk ass missed a step and fell down four.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Big ass salad for lunch. Super green mix, tomato, sweet onion, radish, avocado, and turkey bacon. Gonna add a little cheddar jack and some oil & vinegar dressing to finish, then… mangia!😋
It’s my birthday! 🎉 🥂🎂♑️ Headed to Cartagena and woke up to an amazing sunrise. Life is good.
Guess I need to fit in going to the nail shop before my flight. 😩
Happy birthday to my little Capricorn! The goodest girl, my favorite, my chunky lil baby cakes! Can’t believe you’re 5.
