Ivan Oozer 🔞
@ivanoozer
Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
We must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom!
My favorite black-and-white movie is On the Wetterfront. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
Just spent 45 minutes trying to think of a good caption for a #TummyTuesday post, and this is the best I could do.
My therapist says that I should try new things so I’m posting dick in the afternoon instead of the nighttime. #FatCockFriday #FCF
Today is National Cherry Day, so I need one of y’all to pop mine already. #Fursday
My precum ain’t got time to drip, dribble or ooze tonight. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
Today is my birthday so I put on the suit. And then… well, today is also #SundayCumday.
You know it’s gonna be a good bate sesh when you’re not even fully hard and you’re already leaking. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
I call this masturbation technique “The Windshield Wiper.” #FatCockFriday #FCF
Do you ever feel like a flaccid dick drifting through the wind? #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
