Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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The Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology is the premier source of science too real for the scientific establishment. Come find our papers at jabde.com or r/ImmaterialScience and we accept almost all submissions
[New Article] Novel Techniques for Infant Feeding Using an Everchanging System of Differential Equations
Everyone always asks why we have to do the around the world trick shot. The only way to guide the rocket is through Barad-Dûr using the ring of power based rocket guidance system which only works at that angle
My daughter is hitting some new records this morning
Saw the Odyssey last night, so good. Agamemnon looked so bad ass
[New Article] A-Tier Athletes: Olympic Gold May be a Name Away
[New article] 2026-2027 Super El Niño Climate Modeling Not looking good for the global south
This super El Nino paper is really getting away from me
Happy 250th Bday America! Despite all the flaws right now, I’ll always be proud to be an American
Holy crap, I made a graph criticizing the incarceration policy in ES showing the drop in crime started years before the inhumane policy and the graph got tweeted by Bukele…because he’s scientifically illiterate Now it’s trending on the other app and everyone’s grilling him
YAMNet-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection New paper about my new favorite person! jabde.com/2026/06/18/y...
Y'all are about to find out why I have not been posting as many memes lately
Don’t forget to screen your kids for Sith’s disease Posting cause the baby in fig 1 was born this last Thursday. It’s been a wild week
Tolkein-ing the rest of the robot beep language for the next novel
Never ask it this unless you have really descriptive TODOs
Just dropped the kindle ebook price on my two fictions to $0.99 if anyone needs some memorial day reading. I love them both! This week I finished the draft a draft of my next long form fiction ‘Autonomous and Dangerous’ gonna blow these out of the water