Jack F Charnista
@jackcharnista
I used to be a finance guy but I’m alright now. Poly-thumbed. Chronic foot-in-mouth disease. Smartass. Sweary. Husband to Lady Espanya. Dad to 4 grown humans. Cats. Books. Music. Freelance consulting (while I work on my novels). Greed is NOT good.
Meanwhile, this beast who is 3X the size of other one eats grasshoppers and scares the hell out of loud dogs.
This little asshole is getting noisier bells on his collar, so he’ll stop menacing local wildlife. We keep increasing the noise his collar makes, we go 6 months, and then we start finding bodies again. He’s our runt. So he things he’s gotta prove something.
I look forward to a day when I’m no longer a disappointment to my cat.
The global balance of power is hanging on the next goal and Cookiebutton doesn’t give a shit. Neanderthal.
Today, I give thanks that the annual tree bukkake season is finally over.
Been busy of late. I am behind on my cat posting. Here is Pandora supervising me while I sleep.
Reason #372 We 🇨🇦’s can take our collective smugness and shove it up our asses. “Taking Canada's Indian Act as a framework, [South Africa’s Govt] classified all peoples into three races (being "Whites", "Blacks", and "Indians and Coloured people") and developed rights and limitations for each.”
He’s an asshole. Asleep in the office today. Bad performance review coming.