Me, watching Paw Patrol with my daughter:

Kiss my ass with this shit.

It was a joke, jesus christ. How tf does my profile show that was 'sincere'?

Sen. Marshall immediately after:

Mr. King, he raped someone.

So the Nazi-tattoo "I like killing people" cheater is also a rapist. This is an account of a rape. Against her will, he forced himself on her and ejaculated in her after entering her house without her permission. Wondering when Platner fans will handwave this away.

I have no way to verify this, but it seems believable.

He looks like Tobias Funke when he got the hair transplant.

Moses, descending from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and seeing wtf is going on:

Has strong Jones boys vibes (with all apologies to the Jones boys)

Peggy Hill had it right!

My 3-year old daughter wanted to 'paint art' for her mother for Mother's Day. So I bought a book of paper from art supply store, taped a page to a table, at her direction poured three dots of eight different colors randomly across the page, then she picked up a brush and did this:

If I was Iran, I would simply back away from negotiations every time Trump threatened to bomb my country again.

"Why do you do it, Jerry?"

Well, shit.

Why do these exist at all??