Rich (@jackvsjose) · DIRTY

Rich

@jackvsjose

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Rich@jackvsjose· 26d

My favourite

An abusive rich cunt, and another abusive rich cunt. Both dead. Statue of MJ ant Fulham with Al Fayed grinning like a twat next to it.

Rich@jackvsjose· 27d

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Some very bitten nails

Rich@jackvsjose· 27d

Every Argentinian right now:

Rich@jackvsjose· 29d

Feel a bit better about my life now.

Screenshot from Apple News: Mirror - Man orders meal in Tenerife but is floored by price of food. To which is accompanied by a picture of a young man with rounded shoulders doing a proper daily Mail sad face.

Rich@jackvsjose· Jul 11

Me to my WhatsApp group just now.

Kane never scores free kicks
Honestly
Give it to anyone else

Rich@jackvsjose· Jul 8

Got myself a bucket hat as I’m going to Wimbledon on Friday and it’s going to be really hot. Might look like a bit of a twat.

A man (me) wearing a bucket hat and sunglasses.

Rich@jackvsjose· Jul 5

FYI I just discovered there is a niche market for old school fairy liquid bottles.

Some old vintage bottles of fairy liquid, extortionately priced: £70, £312.70 (for three), £89.99

Rich@jackvsjose· Jul 5

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An old school bottle of fairy liquid

Rich@jackvsjose· Jul 4

Things I didn’t think I’d see today (cc @deadman97.bsky.social)

An Apple News plus article ad from the Telegraph by Rob Fitzpatrick which says”Metallica is everything America should be”.

Picture of James Hetfield with a Gibson Flying V guitar and arms aloft.

Rich@jackvsjose· Jul 2

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A vial of urine

Rich@jackvsjose· Jul 1

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Someone filling up a needle

Rich@jackvsjose· Jun 30

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The worst US president in history - Donald Trump, doing the ice bucket challenge. Before he was president and became a disgrace to the Oval Office.

Rich@jackvsjose· Jun 30

New fear unlocked

An article from metro with the headline: boy, 11, dies of rabies 19 days after waking up with a bat lying on his mouth.

Rich@jackvsjose· Jun 27

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Comedian Alan Carr having a drink

Rich@jackvsjose· Jun 27

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A man saying the word “moist”

Rich@jackvsjose· Jun 25

Much

Dr Keri Thomas @drkerithomas.bsky.so... • 3m
Currently lying on my bed hugging a semi-

Rich@jackvsjose· Jun 22

This is not the right time Guardian.

'Emotional and horrific': volunteers 'live' as Somerset animals to study wildlife risks
People trained to experience world as otters, salmon and other River Tone creatures for pioneering research

Rich@jackvsjose· Jun 22

Outgoing UK Prime minister sir Keir Starmer and his would-be successor Andy Burnham

Rich@jackvsjose· Jun 20

Hydration break

The Diet Coke ad man from the 90s

Rich@jackvsjose· May 27

Absolutely love this take

A screenshot of a thread that reads: “AI artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds”

Rich@jackvsjose· May 10

What a sticker in my Victoria Line carriage…

Sticker on the tube depicting Cristian ‘Cuti’ Romero, Tottenham captain, as Che Guevara. The words “Fuck ENIC” are written underneath him.

Rich@jackvsjose· May 5

Stop the world, I want to get off.

A vice article about Ballmaxxing:

Ballmaxxing is exactly as wild as it sounds.
... ×
INSIDE BALLMAXXING, THE NICHE PRACTICE OF INFLATING YOUR BALLS TO CANTALOUPE SIZE

Rich@jackvsjose· Apr 22

That’s not a recipe, it’s a Daily Sport headline.

mob
RECIPE
Hot honey smashed pork tacos with kiwi salsa

Rich@jackvsjose· Apr 20

Haha. I feel you. Same but cat 😂

An arm with a hand resting on a laptop and a cat on the arm

Rich@jackvsjose· Apr 10

Hi Marie…

A review of a pub where someone says the food is ok. The owner replies with “Hi Marie. We do not sell food.”

Rich@jackvsjose· Apr 7

Staying in an AirBNB and they’ve left their Netflix account signed in. Glad I’m not in this family.

Rich@jackvsjose· Apr 2

Stephen Marche lives in Toronto and is the author of The Next Civil War and On Writing and Failure
This is what we're up against
^
Continue
Maybe later

Rich@jackvsjose· Mar 14

In my world this does NOT mean vitamins.

An advert for £1200 NAD drips, which I assume are vitamins and not testicular fluid.

Rich@jackvsjose· Mar 7

Straight fit vs Ricketts fit

Advert for some G-Star straight jeans

Advert for some G-Star barrel fit jeans