Jack Wellborn
@jackwellborn
Work in ad tech. Live in Texas. Oh god, what have I done with my life!?
Lacking stats, he distracts Spouting nonsense to the max Shouts opinions so regressive we forget he's unimpressive Next year's draft, what a class Be thankful for this ass For us, his aging low would be the best So go on, go get beat Find a QB that's elite Be the Jets Be the Jets Be the Jeeets!
Be… the… Jets... Be the Jets Put your fanbase to the test Start an aging Aaron Rodgers And the coach will do the rest... (I am a very well adjusted and normal person. Thank you for asking.)
New loading screen just dropped. (This might be my best Live Photo loop ever!)
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
Mainstream media went into a tizzy of consternation when octogenarian President Biden misspoke. What are the odds the same level of consternation will ever happen whenever octogenarian President Trump misspeaks? (He even confused Putin and Zelensky just like his predecessor did!)
Is this the same meme I quoted a previous and similar post by Todd Vaziri. Yes. Yes it is.
The football here isn't the ethical issue. It's whether a given ethical issue should concern voters. The media pointed to "unclear cognitive health" as an issue voters should be concerned with when Biden was in office and then, like Lucy, pulled it away once Trump got elected.
Just like building real teams, building perfect fake one requires quite a bit of luck. www.firstdown.studio/build-a-17-0...
I also get @theverge.com's dickover¹ on desktop Safari at least once a day. Seriously considering canceling my subscription over this. ¹ daringfireball.net/2026/05/what...
Et tu @theverge.com? I don’t want one sign-up popover, let alone two. (And I am a paying subscriber who was logged in at the time!)
Every ethical issue major news orgs take Democrats to task for goes away when a Republican is in office.
Every ethical issue major news orgs take Democrats to task for goes away when a Republican is in office.
I could do this with so many things… personal interest conflicts, dubious family members, sexual indiscretions, disrespecting members of the military (alive and dead)… the list goes on and on...
Sharing this one from mastodon. Not a Minnesotan, but as New Englander, I can confirm.
The Verge's Apple product ranker produced the perfect Sophie's choice for Apple in the early aughts.
Misidentifying classes for purposes of narrative remains a pet peeve of mine. A business located in a middle class neighborhood doesn't necessarily have middle class customers. I'd wager the Times knows that.
The NY Times really wants you to know that Trump's honest to goodness and very realistic economic promises are just as much a victim of this war as anything else.
What I don’t understand is why they even bother given the ubiquity of giant TVs and how common non-16:9 content is with modern programming. Here’s what I wrote when complaining about latter Columbo being cropped. wormsandviruses.com/2026/01/the-...
Not the Times and I’m pretty sure @nytpitchbot.bsky.social has more than enough headlines at the moment, but…