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hater | autistic | hillbilly she/her Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
my cat Jellybean realizing in real time that he is actually not a bear at all
Me around 6:15 this morning: “I haven’t seen a bear for a week. It’s probably fiiiiiine to put out some bird seed.” Me around 6:42 this morning: “Ah. Well. Alas.”
Met a cat today named Connie because, and I quote, “she can con anyone into feeding her.” Honestly, yes, I would have given her all my food if I had any on me at the time.
can I hibernate my way to feeling rested? how about that? get that shit sorted, science.
more bears this evening for those of you keeping track
hey did you know bears are really quiet? anyway two more just passed through
do I post this every July 4th because it makes me laugh? well, here it is again
dad made his fascist-ass younger brother furious last night and got told off for all the things on the trump-branded and probably gold-plated fascist checklist of grievances 🙄 anyway, dad’s attitude continues to be FUCK THAT
💯 I mean, look at this. Also, apologies for the jump scare.
This is a cat checkpoint: show the most recent cat photo on your phone.
post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search yellow car
had a super normal shopping experience yesterday
there are two cats in this photo but only one of them is mine
Post something random or you'll have the exact same May as you will if you don't post anything.