The internet is dumb. Also, since I don’t have a baseball team - should I be a Dodgers fan? Kiké Hernandez seems kinda awesome.

We hit up Sierra Nevada again! They have the most incredible poblano, corn and zucchini pizza on the menu now!

Top three places I’d want to live in the United States: 1. Los Angeles 2. San Diego 3. Western North Carolina

From Biohack Yourself Magazine: “By aligning with powerhouse voices like Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s MAHA initiative, Joe Rogan, and Dr. Mark Gordon, your brand steps into the spotlight of a rapidly expanding movement.” It’s a magazine by assholes for assholes, it seems.

So we can drink ourselves into oblivion to cope with the pain of ANOTHER heartbreaking season.

Why yes - that’s EXACTLY what I meant, Google. I am just so charmed by this…and Widow’s Bay.

Eleventy billion out of ten. Totally recommend sharing your bed with your dog.

Ok, but look at my loaded summer pie with zucchini, corn, red onions, fresh jalapeños and smoked Gouda and mozzarella.

Dinner tonight was red dal and butter chicken rigatoni and butter naan for Will. Pro tip - boil the dal (instead of just soaking until soft) before adding it to the aromatics (onions, ginger and garlic). It makes it so much creamier.

I love the World Cup.

Little birdie asked me to give this to you.

I REALLY need to watch a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode about this. Larry goes out to dinner with Cheryl and her new husband and pulls out a bottle of sauerkraut from her purse.

You should be friends with me. I’m fun and super kind and totally rational and reasonable. (Shoutout to @seminole51.bsky.social)

Same principle applies.

Celebrating England’s win with tacos stuffed with black beans, roasted zucchini, onions, peppers and corn. Flour-corn hybrid tortillas are truly one of the greatest culinary inventions ever.

This is my favorite story.

Why the fuck host a World Cup if you don’t want the world to come here?

Austin Republic on Dixie in West Palm is now open and has truly excellent margaritas.

Miss you, Chef.

Woodlands in Lauderhill has the BEST rava dosa with a ton of chilis and onions. Legit Baby Corn Manchurian too! It’s an Indian vegetarian hole in the wall next to a Dominican salon, an Asian supermarket, a Colombian restaurant and a Korean cafe. THIS Is the best of America.

So don't be freaked Stay in your seats I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week! So just relax, you'll be fine Drink your fifty-dollar wine And take a breath! Welcome to a show about death!

Potatoes stuffed with chickpea flour, ground peanuts, coconut and sesame seeds

Indiana is not allowed on the couch, so of course - he’s on his spot on the couch.

I didn’t grow up with a club, but my son is growing up with Arsenal.

Love you forever @pbinvincibles.bsky.social!

There are moments in my life where I really wished I lived in London again. This is one of those moments. Up the Gunners! North London forever!

Tattoos I Wish To Get: - a bluebird - lyrics to Springsteen’s Badlands - “ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive.” - a cannon with the words “it’s not done” underneath it.