Hello from da greatest estuary in da friggin world

DOJ in court right now:

This, but for smart glasses

Public discourse is just utterly disconnected from easily-verifiable reality.

How I start all my lectures to the kids

How protestant are you, on a scale from 1 to "show a picture of Jesus Christ and talk about how the Bible had a following"

👉👈 what if we kissed behind the Lockheed Martin™️ Great American State Fair?

Man they sell everything at Costco

This is the best day of his life.

Crab cakes and lunar landings, that's what Maryland does baybee

"Like what does your day even look like?"

More and more people are saying this

Your last saved meme is who you are at your core

My kids singing at the same mass:

Really can't overemphasize that even by the sketchy standards of legal scholarship, this is mind-blowingly bad.

(4) Muppet Power and the Glory, by Greene Fozzy bear is a whiskey priest in Mexico on the run from the anti clerical lieutenant seeking to kill him. "It was too easy to die for what was good or beautiful... the world needed a God to die for the half-hearted and the corrupt, waka waka!"

(3) A Muppet Ulysses, by Joyce Kermit Bloom navigates a random day in 1904 Dublin. "Unsheathe your dagger definitions. Muppetness is the whatness of allmuppet. Streams of tendency and eons they worship. God: noise in the street: very peripatetic. Space: what you damn well have to see."

(2) In Search of Lost Muppet Time, by Proust Marcel (the sole human actor) navigates life among the vapid ranks of high French society (all muppets) and dinner parties at the end of the aristocratic age, only to watch it all crumble into lost time in his old age.

(1) Notes from Muppet Underground, by Dostoyevsky Gonzo is a retired civil servant in St. Petersburg, dealing with social situations beyond his fragile mental state and steadily going insane. "I am a sick muppet... I am a wicked muppet. An unattractive muppet. I believe my liver is diseased."

Got an advance copy of this, pretty excited to check it out

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Every time an exorcist gets on a Catholic podcast and tries to get famous:

This isn't desecration because the White House isn't sacred, but it's still insane to see this in my city.

Sometimes I think about how I grew up with unfiltered access to chick tracts and how that almost certainly helped turn me into an atheist for fifteen years

That scene in the notebook where ryan gosling says "I wrote you a letter every day!" but it's me writing letters to the Pope urging him to put an interdict on the American Dominicans

The Theology of the Body, by St. Benedict

Looking around the streets of DC to see if ocean levels rose and I didn't notice

"When someone offers you a seat on a rocket ship, you don't ask which seat, you just get on!"