Jake Bagadonuts
@jakebagadonuts
You can catch me floating through your block Bitch I got a nice decorum Baltimore, represent.
I’m in the office today, and took out my vape and hit it out of habit. At my desk. Like a big hit. I really hope no one noticed. So now I’m outside.
Busted this out yesterday/this morning. Pressed fit pieces. Holographic imprint. It’s dope.
I’m going to be in a week long workshop. I was out in charge of snacks, and I take that shit very seriously.
This is what Ent tampons would look like if Peter Jackson wasn’t a coward
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social you were so right about investing in some linen. I feel so good in these.
Goddamnit dude I’m literally just getting dressed and 5 minutes from my desk, why am I catching strays, bro??
I’m going to Battle of the Books this evening to support my 10 year old I’m bringing this, because it’s +1,000 pages, so I bet getting hit by It in battle fucking hurts.
Yo, @edwardodell.bsky.social wife said no to me getting a desk with a drafting machine. So I got the next best thing. The traditional wood and acrylic ones were more than I was willing to spend.
Oh shit that’s you?? Lmfaoooooooooo Hold on I got you something, bro. Stop straining, you’re gonna hurt yourself
I took the milk out to put in my coffee Then I had a funny idea for a meme, so I took the time to make it in front of my coffee maker. Then I put the milk away. I forgot to add it to my coffee.
Guys check it out I made a shelf straight from my brain to a real thing
Guys I can’t feel my legs because I’ve been sitting here for 40 minutes because I got really sucked into a good Internet hole.