Jake L

@jakelupardus

Anti-MAGA. Former KC resident. World Traveler, dog lover, tv junkie. Royals/Chiefs/Jayhawks fan. Probably listening to AltNation. My kink is karma📍Houston, TX

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Jake L@jakelupardus· 7d

No cheating. Post your lock screen

iPhone lock screen
T-Mobile 🔋
Tue Aug 4
8:30

Northern lights over a tiny Swedish village in the distance

Jake L@jakelupardus· 9d

$12.99 shipping on a $15.95 item isn’t great but I really wanted one of those coffee mugs. Especially here in Texas. Hopefully some of that goes to charity too.

Order confirmation from Buc-Off.com
Ceramic Coffee Mug
Color: Black/red
1
$15.95

Item Subtotal:
$15.95

Shipping (Ground):
$12.99

Tax:
$2.39

Order Subtotal:
$31.33

Jake L@jakelupardus· 11d

Shoutout to this guy we saw at 135th & State Line last weekend

Man wearing a fake white beard and USA flag hat standing on the sidewalk with grass behind him. He’s holding a sign that says FUCK TRUMP

Jake L@jakelupardus· 14d

🍿😏

Jake L@jakelupardus· 17d

Left Gretta & Peanut with their grandmother while we went out and got this text

Text message:

The great black and white hunter caught a squirrel. It seems dead. I left it under my mop in back yard. He would not come in, I had to gently prod him with the mop and he came out from the pampas grass with his trophy. He did not want to come out. The girl seems an innocent bystander but she could be the murderer.
Who knows? It seems large to me maybe it's a nutria. Creepy

Jake L@jakelupardus· 23d

Thanks again @amypinkc.bsky.social

Walking path leading to an old red bridge

3-trails corridor sign:

Santa Fe National Historic Trail
Oregon National Historic Trail
California National Historic Trail

Jake L@jakelupardus· 26d

Kinda can’t believe this but it’s true🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Walking + Running Distance screenshot

© Walking + Running Distance
On average, you've walked and run about the same distance this month as last month.
6.4 mi/day
July
6.2 mi/day
June
O Walking + Running

O Walking + Running Distance
You're walking and running more than you usually do by this point.
• Today
7.2 mi
• Average
6 mi
12 AM
8 PM
12 AM

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jul 9

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jul 7

Just need this to cool & the caramel to set so I can flip this over, then dig in. It’s late though.

A golden brown loaf of banana bread that’s just been pulled from the oven. It’s on parchment paper that has caramel remnants all over.

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jul 7

Making another loaf of banana bread. Trying it with sliced bananas & caramel at the bottom of the dish before I put the batter in. 😋

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 30

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 27

👀

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 25

🤤

Banana bread still in the loaf dish on the counter

Same beautiful loaf of banana bread but on a cooling rack on the counter, not in the loaf dish

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 25

Making myself a loaf of birthday banana bread

Banana bread recipe Laura found on Facebook

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 17

Jake & Laura sipping pink drinks on the beach

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 9

Up early to walk and was rewarded with this

Dawn in Houston. The sun hasn’t quite risen but it’s light is giving the cloudy sky a purple, pink tint. Over a body of water lined with trees.

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 7

Good shit

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 7

Recipe called for 60 minutes but it needed like 75. Almost done waiting for it to cool and get it out of the dish. 🤤

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 3

🌈 🌈 on today’s walk (mostly in the rain)

Double rainbow over a lake surrounded by green grass and trees.

Jake L@jakelupardus· Jun 2

@vvinsider.com Is this format for the PJ party new? I’ve never seen it in the app/planner like this. Usually just a listing for the party at the athletic club, then one for the after party in the manor? This is June 13 on RL.