Ordered a couple extra books from Oxfam to get the most out of delivery costs. Welcoming this lad into my house and hoping he enjoys sitting on the shelf for many years to come 👍🏻

Small cheese. Big mistake.

Spent the rest of the day like this.

Farmer Phil's 2026 done! Here's me looking like a grumpy bastard while playing my GS2 (bumped up from the reserves while the Graduate is in for repairs on a dodgy input).

Ten years on from Wales v Slovakia in Bordeaux. Wearing the shirt I wore in the stadium that day, complete with kebab stain acquired after the final group game in Toulouse. Bonus visible nipple due to the fact that I'm apparently no longer of medium build...

Re-reading "If I Die In A Combat Zone". 1972, when warmongering presidents kept their more batshit observations off the record.

Don't have #insta so sharing this here 💅🏻 🦆

My first live snooker experience in Llandudno for the Welsh Open semis and final with the old man. Cracking weekend!

Finished this earlier today, would recommend it to any tax dodging racist billionaires if anyone knows of any.

Impartial reporting 👍🏻

A selection of unrelated screenshots

Agreeing with my wife that moving my foot would be too much of a disturbance for this little guy and that as a result, she is responsible for all drink replenishment.