Tolstoy invented the tweet in 1851.

Equal parts depressing and hilarious to see a dozen footballers successfully baiting an entire nation — right to the top of government — into the all-out jingoism it constantly denies. 🎣 #Falklands #Argentina

Thomas Tuchel prepares for UK media tour.

Heartbreak. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💔 Emotional scenes at Barbara's Bierhaus in Bristol as Tuchel's #England drop out of another #WorldCup. ©

And after allllllll You're my thunderballllllll

Been documenting nationalism in all its ugliness for 15+ years and it's because of that, not in spite of it, that I bloody love England football culture. Because for the most part, it's the exact antithesis. Absolutely magic scenes tonight in Bath. Here's a favourite frame. 🦁🦁🦁 #ENGvNOR #WorldCup

Badenoch: "To know [Widdecombe has] been murdered in this horrible way is just awful." To be clear... we don't know that. #AnnWiddecombe #ukpolitics

Mandate denied. 👏 #Farage #Clacton #ukpolitics

Pride today then, is it? 🌈 Circle Line, 4 July. #PrideinLondon

Why have they made Jürgen Klopp sound like a category five hurricane? #WorldCup

I'm sure they didn't mean this headline to sound so incredibly sarcastic.

Fucking. WHAT.

Do you like protest #photography? Well, I've been at it since about 2010 and some of those pictures are now in a solo exhibition in Bath. You should come and look at them. And if you want to look at them with Prosecco, come to the PV on Tuesday 16th from 6.30pm would be my advice. 🥂

Even the flaggers are beginning to recognise when they're being called to arms by Russian bots. Nature is healing? #ukpolitics

First pictures of Jeremy Strong as Zuckerberg in the Social Network sequel, #TheSocialReckoning (2026). Not /officially/ a horror film. But. Not /not/ one.

Nice feature in Bath Life Magazine ahead of my exhibition which opens MONDAY in central Bath. Do pop in if you're in the area. #Bath #Bristol #Photography

First discovered APR after learning The Ninth Gate (great film, of the Constantine sort) was based on his book The Club Dumas. Devoured that, then The Flanders Panel. Started the Alatristes while traveling last year but fell off them. Picked up again this week. Absolutely joyous. #books #booksky

Andalusia, te amo. <3

We got GTA 6 before GTA 6.

"...they are glorious words. If we could believe them, they would upend the world." It's not often a biography makes you cry, but this managed it. Utterly brilliant. Should be read by everyone. #books #booksky #JohnDonne @faberbooks.bsky.social

Naomi Osaka: 7 x career singles titles, 4 x Grand Slams. BBC Sport: Her dress is shiny!

GoGo Penguin are very good at music.

One of those "point a camera at McKellen for 90 minutes and let him cook" films. Completely brilliant. Laugh out loud funny but also a genuinely profound exploration of artistic legacy. #movies #filmsky

Scrap #HS2 and make it a cycle highway challenge.

Tommy Robinson's Temu Flag Convention. London, 16 May. © #ukpolitics

Lovecraft in hardback x 6. Fifteen quid. God bless TK Maxx. #books #booksky

London, 16 May. The annual 'Tommy Robinson' piss-up on Whitehall. #ukpolitics #photography ©

James Murray appointed to replace Wes Streeting as Health Secretary. #ukpolitics